Percy's POV
'Ok get up it's training time!' I yelled from the center of camp. No sounds were heard. 'Guys do you wanna live or not?!' I yelled again. I looked around, wondering how to wake them up without losing my voice. My brain lit up. I pulled out my horn from my infinite storage pocket(that's right I have an infinite storage pocket) and bellowed inside it. 'Monster attack HELP PLEZ!' I yelled. Fumbling sounds echoed through camps as everyone rushed for the door with their swords. Each and every one of them looked out, so no monster, then looked at me. 'Well don't blame me for lying, you guys are sleepyheads.' I informed them. It looked like they knew already. 'Alright, you guys only get 5 minutes to get dressed, then you gotta go for your 5 mile run in whatever you put on. You'-I pointed at the Aphrodite cabin-'have to put on comfortable, not pretty.' I told them and began to walk away. I heard a few of them giggle and knew what was coming. 'But Mr Raveeeeen...' one of them began in a song song voice. 'No. Nuh-uh. Nope. No way. Shhh. Never try to charmspeak me, I am immune to it. Now go, you're losing your own time, there's just 3 minutes left.' I cut her off. A few girly squeals (A/N no offense to girls) were let out as they ran for their cabin. I chuckled to myself, and walked over to the shed, making sure there were enough weapons. I had already planned what I was going to do with them today. Yes yes, I know. Plans and Percy Jackson? Well you've read the original books, I'm surprising sometimes. Oh, I just broke the fourth wall... why is it so weak?! Anyways, today was going to be matchmaker day. I was going to find the PERFECT weapon for everyone. Then I was going to give a few drills for everyone to follow. The weapons I was bad at would be taught by people that are good at it. '5 minutes are up, now get out or I'll set fire to your cabin!' I yelled into my horn. A rhythmic sound of all the doors opening was heard, and everyone scattered. 'Wait! Stop! Arrange yourselves' I told them through the horn. They all stood in front of me. 'Ok, all of you need to go inside camp borders, just on the edge, and go 5 rounds around the camp, clockwise!' I told them, not needing the horn anymore. 'Wait that's not 5 miles, that's so much more!' A voice shot out from the middle. 'Well I'm not good st maths, so why sont you just... get used to it. Every two days, there will be one extra round added, until all of you can run 12 rounds without stopping, without panting and without breaking a sweat, which might be hard, so let's put in all our effort to get a result faster. Have I made myself clear?' I asked. A resounding 'Yes' flew out of the group. I pointed in the direction they had to run, and off they went. I sat down, waiting for them to complete. 15 minutes later, a bunch of them came back to me, saying they were done. None of them were lying, so I let them take their water break. Soon enough, the rest of the campers came in their own group, announcing they were done. They were lying. Definitely. Their entire body languages told me they were lying. They were hunched over, trying to pretend like they ran ALOT, but they were being overdramatizes. It's what gives it away. They were trying so hard on making it seem normal, that they made it seem weird. 'Ok guys, come here' I called the first half, who seemed to consist mainly of the Apollo cabin. 'I didn't want to tell you this rule because, first, I hoped you would keep it without me telling you to, and second, I thought it was implied. These people say they were done, but they actually aren't, so they are going to repeat ALL their rounds AGAIN!' I pointed the 'all' and the 'again' to them. The lying half groaned and turned around. An all too familiar voice broke out. 'Hold up, how would you know we were lying?' Alex asked. 'Alex, you are starting to get on my nerves. Do you have powers?' I asked. 'Duh, I'm a demigod' he replied smugly. 'Then Why. On. Earth. Wouldn't. I. Have. Powers?! You think I'd be called to train a bunch of powerful people without any of my own. That's low, even for you, Alex' I replied to his reply. He turned around slowly, glaring at me. 'Yes I know I'm beautiful but I'm not going to say it back, because that would be lying, and like I just taught you, lying is bad' I shrugged. The first half broke out laughing.
Another 15 minutes later, the second half finally completed their rounds. Once they had drank their water and had sat down, I got up. 'Ok how many of you have found your preferable weapon that you are SURE is the best for you?' I asked loudly. A few of them raised their hands, and a few of the hand raisers put their hands down. I counted how many hands were up. 5 of them were. 'Ok, those that raised your hands, what weapons do you use?' I asked. It seemed like there was one for each weapon I found, spear, dagger, sword, and the bow. The only problem was that there were two for the sword.
An hour later, everyone had their weapons matched, and sorted into groups. I gave the 18 archers to the guy that knew archery, whose name I found was Kevin. The 14 dagger campers were given to the dagger girl, who I found out was Lucy. The 16 spear campers were given to the spear dude, who I found out was called Mike. The swordsmen were given to the sword guy who I found out was called Percy... hey that's me!