I do not own PJO or HOO! Or Hero.

Well, today I have nothing to say. Okay...

READ ON, MY LITTLE MIDGETS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Piper POV

I went into my cabin and found Marsha using my knife to see in it. Or look at her reflection.

The point is, no one uses my dagger. Especially not that little... piece of shit.(Excuse me French) I had heard how she and her friends had bullied Percy throughout the year. And she had tried to flirt with Jason.

I quickly snatched my dagger away and growled, "What do you think you are doing?" My voice was dangerously low.

She gave a smug smile and said, "Looking to see when your boyfriend becomes mine."

Okay, she went too far. I forced myself to stay calm. I have been restricted from charmspeaking because it's too powerful.

I kept my voice at a good level. "What makes you say that that will happen?"

She threw that ugly face of hers back. Well, she is a little pretty with pale blue eyes and red hair. But I am using ugly as an insult.

But anyway, she threw her face back and laughed. "Please. The only reason he's dating you because he pities you."

I still kept my cool. I plastered a fake smile and said, "Well then. If you are so sure of that, how about I have him on Iris-Message?" That would crush her.

She answered, "Yes!"

I sent him an IM. I caught him swiping off the head of a dummy at the arena.

"Sparky!" I yelled.

He jumped. "Piper! I told you not to call me that! How are things going?"

"Good. But Marsha's confident that you are only dating me because you feel sorry for me and you really love her!" I answered.

Then I realized how funny that sounded.

Jason and I blinked and stared at each other for a second. The next second, we were rolling around on the floor in laughter.

Jason gasped. "Oh gods... That's... the funniest thing... I have heard... all... day!"

I regained my composure and looked at Marsha. Her face was beet red. She screamed and stomped out as we continued our laughing spree.
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Later, Marsha came up to me.

"I challenge you to a duel for head counselor position!" She yelled in my face.

I immediately saw kids laugh. I on the other hand, laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.

"You can't challenge me for head counselor unless you've been on a quest!" I said once I stopped laughing.

Her face turned red again. She stomped off yelling to Lacy and how she gave her false info.

Then, Lacy popped put from the crowd. I ran over to her and asked, "What did you say to her?"

She answered, "I told her that if she challenged you for head counselor, Jason would probably love her. And that you were really bad with your dagger. I didn't tell her the rules."

We burst out laughing. This day was probably the most I have ever laughed. In one day, I mean.
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Chiron POV

New was spreading about how Piper had embarrassed Marsha. And oh my gods, I would have paid anything to see it.

I mean, seriously! She thought she could get in the way of Jiper? Nu uh, girl!

I totally ship it! Even if she tried to kiss Jason, I would trample over her! No one gets in the way of one of ma OTPs!
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Dats da end, midgets! And yah, Chiron is a fangirl. Or boy.

-da dam author