Mortal: Percy and Rachel is so cute. I mean all 5 books I can't believe Jason and Leo actually get together. I was so sad when Bianca killed Nico. What is her problem. I think Calypso is only friends with her out of pity. Octavian is so nice, he doesn't deserve Bianca.

Me: Oooh you did not go there.

FANGIRLS ASSEMBLE!