Percy: Ooh hi little baby who's my favorite- wait Annabeth she's crying. Why does she always cry when I hold her? Where's her blue cookie?

Annabeth: OK so mommy got you baby bricks now BUILD.

Jason: Don't worry baby, I'll protect you from all the staplers in the wor- Piper did you just buy a stapler? You. Did. Not.

Piper: Who's the cutest little baby in the world. Yes you are yes you are. I could just eat you right- oh she started crying JASON IT HAPPENED AGAIN!

Hazel: I just killed a fly. Did I just kill my child? Oh there you are you were worrying mommy. Please don't turn into a mosquito.

Frank: He isn't talking. Why is he crying? How do you change his diaper? HAZEL!

Leo: Yes little baby you're going to be as hot as me- OH MY GOSH CALYPSO THE BABY'S ON FIRE! I'm so proud.