Percy:Oh look who's my little baby ,oh my little baby girl . Annabeth, Why doesn't she answer me?Annabeth where's her blue cookie?

Annabeth:Oh look what I bought to you, little baby bricks to built little houses and castles ,now build. BUILD.

Jason: Don't worry my baby,I'm going to protect you from all the staplers and bricks in the world. Wait Piper, did you just BOUGHT A STAPLER?

Piper: Who's my little princess?Oh my gods you're just so beautiful and cute and- No don't cry JASON IT HAPPENED AGAIN!

Hazel:Oh MY GODS,I just killed a fly,Maybe it was my baby.OMG'S I KILLED MY OWN BABY!,I'm the worst mother ever.Why did I married a guy who can turned into animals? OH there you are my baby, please don't turn into a mosquito.

Frank: Hazel why doesn't he talk?Why is he crying?What can I do?Hazel how do I change a diper?Why doesn't the baby sleep?hazel?Hazel?

Leo:You're just so cute aren't you?You're just going to be as hot as your daddy. OMG'S CALYPSO THIS BABY IS ON FIRE!oh I'm so proud.