Rick Riordan : Lets make up a kid named Leo.

Me: Okay! :)

Rick: Lets make him a son of Hephaestus.

Me: Okay! :)

Rick: Lets make him hilarious.

Me: Okay! :)

Rick: Lets make him sensitive.

Me: Okay ! :)

Rick: Lets have his mother die.

Me: O-- Wait what?

Rick: Lets make him the seventh wheel.

Me: NO!

Rick: Lets make him feel horrible, horrible emotional pain.

Me: STOP! NO!

Rick: Lets make him lonely.

Me:*Cries* STOOOP, NO!DELETE THAT PART!

Rick: Lets--

Me: *Slaps Rick* NO NO NO. DELETE THOSE PARTS!

Rick: Lets make him think almost everything is his fault.

Me: * Screams and throws self in to Tartarus*

Rick: :)