Travis: Katie, you stoll my heart...

Katie: You're in deep schist.

Travis: Whaddaya mean?

Demeter: *Straps bazooka on* When I'm done with you, it'll make the wars look like child's play. *Aims bazooka* No body touches my daughter 'till they reach 30. Get ready Hermes' scum, World War 3 is about to start.

Travis: *Crying on the floor* I'll never miss a day without cereal. I'll eat it for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I'll always....

Author: And that's why no one should ever mess with Demeter and/or kids. Things'll get nasty I tell you. Nasty!