(mostly solangelo)

Will: So tell me more

Nico: Well I kinda feel like my therapist is hitting on me

Will: And how does that make you feel?

NIco: Pretty good

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Percy: Everyone has a gay cousin

Nico: Bitch I don't have a gay cousin

Thalia: Dude...

Nico: Oh shit I am the gay Oh My Gods

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(A/N: Demigods/Gods mean everyone besides Nico and Will)

Denise: THERE! RIGHT THERE!

Demigods/Gods: What?

Denise: Look at that tan, well-tinted skin

Thalia: Look at the killer shape his in

Piper: Look at that slightly stubbly chin

Hazel: Oh please he's Gay, totally Gay!

Percy: I'm not about to celebrate

Jason: Every trait could indicate

Luke: A totally straight expatriate

Frank: This guys not Gay, I say not Gay!

Demigods/Gods: That is the elephant in the room. Well, is it relevant to assume, that a man who wears perfume, is automatically, radically fay?

Leo: But look at his coiffed and crispy locks

Denise: Look at his so translate socks

Luke: There's the internal paradox, Look what are we seeing

Denise: What are we seeing?

Jason: IS HE GAY!?

Thalia: Of course he's Gay!

Percy: Or European?

Nico: What?

Demigods and Gods: Ooh

*Demigods/Gods look at each other*

Demigods/Gods: Gay or European? It's hard to grantee. Is he Gay or European?

Hades: Well, hey, don't look at me!

Persephone: You see they bring their boys up different, in those charming foreign ports.

Artemis: They play peculiar sports

Demigods/Gods: IN SHINY SHIRTS AND TINY SHORTS!

Demigods/Gods: Gay or foreign fella? The answer could take weeks! They both say things like "Ciao Bella" while they kiss you on both cheeks

Thalia: Oh please🙄

Demigods/Gods: Gay or European? SO MANY SHADES OF GREY!

Apollo: Depending on the time of day the french go either way

Demigods/Gods: Gay or European? Or-

Hera: THERE RIGHT THERE! Look at that condescending smirk. Seen it on every guy at work! That is a metro hetero jerk! That guy's not Gay, I say NO WAY!

Demigods/Gods: That is the elephant in the room. Well is it relevant to assume, that the hottie in that costume

Denise: Is automatically radically

Luke: Ironically chronically

Aphrodite: Certainly, flirtingly

Apollo: Genetically, medically

Demigods/Gods: GAY! OFFICIALLY GAY! OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY-

Nico in Blood of Olympus: Percy, you're not my type

Demigods/Gods: DAMIT

Demigods/Gods: Gay or European? 

Leo: So stylish and relaxed

Demigods/Gods: Is he Gay or European?

Jason *mumbling*: I think his chest is waxed

Demeter: But they bring their boys up differently there, It's culturally diverse.

Aphrodite: It's not a fashion curse

Aphrodite cabin/Aphrodite If he wears a kilt or bears a purse

Demigods/Gods: Gay or just exotic?

Athena cabin: I still can't crack the code!

Piper: Yes his accent is hypnotic

Denise: But his shoes are pointy toed

Demigods/Gods: Huh!

Demigods/Gods: Gay or European? SO MANY SHADES OF GREY!

Random Demigod: But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday!

Demigods/Gods: Is he Gay or European? Gay or European? Gay or Euro-

Leo: WAIT A MINUTE! 

Leo: Give me a chance to crack this guy I have an idea I's like to try!

Percy: The floor is yours

Leo: So Mr. Di Angelo, this alleged affair with Ms. Denise has been going on for...?

Nico: Two years.

Leo: And your first name again is...?

Nico: Nico

Leo: And your boyfriends' name is..?

Nico: Will Solace

Demigods/Gods: *GASP*

Nico: I-Im sorry, I misunderstand! You say boyfriend, I thought you say best friend! Will is my best friend.

Will: YOU BASTARD! YOU LYING BASTARD! THAT'S IT I COVER FOR YOU NO MORE! PEOPLES I HAVE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!

Will: THIS MAN IS GAY AND EUROPEAN!

Demigods/Gods: Whoa!

Will: AND NEITHER IS DISGRACE!

Demigods/Gods: OH!

Will: YOU GOT TO STOP BEING A COMPLETELY CLOSET CASE! 

Demigods/Gods: NO!

Will: IT'S ME NOT HER HE'S SEEING NO MATTER WHAT HE SAY! I swear he never, ever, ever swing the other way!

Will: YOU ARE SO GAY! YOU BIG PARFAIT! YOU FLAMING BOY BAND CABARET!

Nico: I'M STRAIGHT!

Will: You were not yesterday!😏

Hades: So if I may I'm proud to say... HE'S GAY!

Demigods/Gods: AND EUROPEAN!

Will: HE'S GAY!

Demigods/Gods: AND EUROPEAN!

APOLLO: HE'S GAY!

Demigods/Gods: AND EUROPEAN AND GAY!

Nico: FINE OKAY I'M GAY!

Demigods/Gods: HOORAY~~~~~~~!

(A/N: This was too tempting not to do, I regret nothing!)

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE!