-Harriet's POV- (random mortal)
          I walked off of the noisy school bus and entered my house. I headed straight toward my room. I threw my backpack over my bed and flopped down onto it.
          "I hate school," I mumbled into my bedsheets.
          Then I heard a ding from my computer. I opened it and saw the notification. Hallelujah, I thought. Percy Jackson, my favorite YouTuber, just made a video.
          I went on YouTube and saw that he posted a Q&A. I got excited. Percy was really honest, so who knows what he's gonna say.
          I clicked on the video.
          "Hello world! For today's video, drumroll please, wait why am I even saying this. You probably already know what I'm doing from the video title. I'm such a Seaweed Brain," he said. I laughed. That was the name of his account. Where he got it from, I don't know.
          "Yea you are!" said a girl's voice from somewhere in Percy's video. Sister? Girlfriend? Cousin? I thought.
          "Shut it Wise Girl!" Percy said back with a smile, even though we couldn't see her.
          "Kelp head!" the girl said.
          "Owl Face!" Percy retorted.
          "Barnacle Beard!" It was just going back and forth.
          "Feather Brain!"
          "Sea Spawn!"
          "LOVE YOU!" Percy said as loud as he could. So girlfriend then.
          "LOVE YOU TOO!" she screamed back.
          Then the beep with the weird colored screen came.
          "Okay, that got out of hand," Percy said. "Anyway, I'm going to answer all of your questions that I found on my phone," he held it up, "First question from IlikeTrains, Can this be the first question? Yes of course it can be." I laughed. Only Percy would do something like this. "Next, hmmmm, Robin_Hood asks, What's your fav color? Grey," he immediately responded. "Oh, and why? Um, because that's the color of my girlfriend's eyes," he said sheepishly while blushing. I cooed, that was so sweet. I wish I had a boyfriend like Percy. "Alright, next one, #1pjfan asks, If you drop soap on the floor, is the soap dirty or the floor clean? Wow, uh, I would go with the soap is dirty. Next one. BBQuinn (I will love anyone who got that reference) asks, What's your favorite hobby? Swimming and hanging out with my girlfriend," he said. I cooed again. Percy's such a sweetheart. "Okay last question for the day. ILoveHanSolo asks, Do you have a girlfriend and if so how long have you been together?" Percy blushed. "Yes I do have a girlfriend, we've been together for almost two years. She's actually here right now. She never wants to be in videos. I swear, she's like a friggin ninja. Any footage I have of her she always manages to delete it." I started laughing. It was too funny. "Hey Annie!" Percy called.
          "What, Perseus!" the same voice from the beginning of the video responded. Percy frowned.
          "I told you not to call me Perseus," he said.
          "I told you not to call me Annie," she retorted back.
          "Anyway, my fans want to see you," Percy said with a pleasing voice. "Please?" Then he made the most adorable face in all of mankind. He looked an adorable lost little baby seal.
          "Fine," Percy smiled, "you know I can't resist your baby seal face," she said as she walked into the scene.
          "That's exactly why I used it," Percy said while pointing his finger up in the air.
          I took a good look at her. She was naturally beautiful, with honey blonde hair in a perfect messy bun. She had intimidating grey eyes and an athletes build.
          "Guys, meet my girlfriend Annabeth," she even had a pretty name.
          "Can I go now, I need to work on designing more buildings for my mom," she said.
          "Just one kiss on camera then you can go do your architect thingies as long as you want," Percy said with a smirk.
          "If you say so," Annabeth said flirtatiously.
          They leaned in and kissed. It was sooooooo cute! Percy had one hand cupped on her cheek and one on her waist. Annabeth had both hands behind his neck. I was squealing on the inside. They were just too cute.
          Then Annabeth pulled away. Percy had a goofy smile on his face.
          "Bye Seaweed Brain," Annabeth said while walking out of the frame. Percy started longingly after her.
          "Alright, that concludes this video. Percy Jackson is out."
          The screen went black. I let out my squeals.
          "SHUT UP!" my sister said from the living room.
          I began commenting my heart out on Percy's video.