Early A/N:

*There is a chapter before this. The chapter was posted on 11/30/15. If you haven't read it go back. 

Okay...I know I just updated yesterday and I'm not even supposed to be online. Well...I didn't really feel like studying so I'll do it later. 

Procrastination is my sole reason for this chapter...

I'm a very bad example, aren't I? 

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Alternate Chapter Name: Leo Is Back (And Don't Forget He's Still Hot)

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"S'about time you got here." Percy's voice was nonchalant. He had his hands in his pockets. "You're late."

Leo rubbed the back of his head. "Sorry, I kinda got lost on the way here."

"Got lost?" Calypso stared at him with incredulity in her almond-shaped eyes. "Leo, we passed through several dimensions, got sucked in a wormhole, fought ice ogres, nearly fell into a volcano--"

"Well that explains why half of your pants is smoldering." Percy commented.

Calypso continued as if Percy hadn't interrupted. "--landed in Governor's Island and had to fly the rest of the way here. You call that getting lost?"

"Okay," Leo requised. "We got side-tracked."--In the background, Calypso face-palmed--"But that doesn't matter. The only thing that matters now is that we're here and this Camp has gotten hotter."

"It's summer." A random camper piped up.

"That's not what I meant."

"Leo," Calypso said in exasperation. "Stop being so conceited."

"It's not being called conceited, Sunshine." Leo said as if teaching a toddler. "It's called saying the cold truth and accepting it."

Calypso sighed in annoyance but with a smile on her face. "I don't know why I even put up with you."

"That's 'cause you love me." Leo leaned in a gave Calypso a kiss square on the lips--

--In front of all the campers.

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Cue jaws dropping.

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Cue hearts breaking.

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Cue brains short-circuiting.

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Cue...Piper?

"What?!"

Leo and Calypso abruptly broke off from their kiss and turned their heads to look at her. She had a shocked expression on and one finger lamely pointing at them. Leo smiled sheepishly and gave a hand wave. Calypso furrowed her delicate eyebrows and gave her an unsure smile.

"B-But...Wh-Why...H-How.." It seemed even Piper's brain short-circuited.

Snap! Snap! Snap!

The soldiers swivelled their head to look at the two Stoll brothers who held cameras in their hands. They were taking pictures non-stop. The strange thing was that while they were taking pictures, their eyes and heads were focused on Leo and his girlfriend. Their eyes were huge saucers and their jaws were hanging but still, they kept snapping pictures.

"Wait, what are you--" Leo didn't get to finish his sentence when Travis Stoll  interrupted.

"We're in a state of shock--We're very shocked--but we can't let this opportunity of blackmail to just pass by."

Connor Stoll just nodded his head in agreement.

As expected of a Hermes kid. They'd never let any opportunities pass by. Especially when it concerns blackmail.

Speaking of which, what was their reaction when they found out about Luke's identity(*)? Percy could vaguely remember some sort of ping. (But it may have just been his imagination)

"Ri-ight." Leo seemed to just accept what they said. "Anyways, I'm starving! Travelling through different dimensions and getting side-track really takes its toll on a person, ya know?" Heh, its stoll. Its toll. Itstoll. It Stoll. Dam you, ADHD brain!

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Leo's stomach grumbled. "Oh come on! What does it take to actually get service here?"

Calypso smacked her boyfriend upside the head. "Leo!"

Leo rubbed his sore head. "I was just joking..." He grumbled.

Calypso sighed and pecked a kiss on the area she smacked. "There all better?"

Leo smirked mischievously. "You know," He started rubbing his lips. "This area's kinda sore too..."

Calypso rolled her eyes. "I'm not a doctor, Valdez."

"Eh?" Leo scrunched his eyebrows, mirth dancing in his eyes. "You aren't? But you healed my heart."

Calypso  pushed him away a slight dusting of red covered her cheeks. "Sh-Shut up."

"The only way to close my lips is to seal them with yours."

"I hate you..." Calypso grumbled.

"But you still love me though~~"

Percy cleared his throat. "That's enough lovebirds. Anyways...Welcome, my fellow warriors! Please do enjoy your stay. As you see in this area, there are campers gaping. Beside that, are more campers gaping. And at the east side are even more campers gaping!" Percy took on the role of a tour guide. He was doing a very bad job at it. "Over there--Yes, that huge black house--that is where you'll be staying. Here is the list of useful people that you may contact in this Camp." He gave them a scrap of paper.

"But it's blank..." Calypso commented, confused.

"Exactly." Percy answered with a deadpan expression. He returned to his cheery smile soon after. "Don't forget to enjoy your stay at Camp Half-Hel--I mean, Half-Blood--Yeah, let's go with that..."

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"Okay." Leo started rocking on his heels. "So...Food?"

"I still can't believe you still decide to bring that up."

"Shut up, Percy. It's not like you're any better."

"Hey!" Percy let out an indignant squawk.  

"Don't deny it! You ate my special sword."

"It looked like a lollipop!"

"It was a freaking sword! How could it have looked like a lollipop?!"

"...I have dyslexia."

"What does that even have to do with this?!"

The two continued their banter. The soldiers already too used to this occurrence as it happened more often than it should've had.

"Don't you dare use that against me!" Percy yelled out.

"It was your fault that a giant freaking rat nearly devoured me!"

"How was it my fault?"

"If you had just shown up on time--"

"I was busy!"

"You call watching soap operas being busy?"

"I was at a really good part!"

"I nearly died!"

"But you lived!"

"That's beside the point. I could've died..."

Percy was silent. "...It was your fault you procrastinated..."

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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I PROCRASTINATED?!"

"If you had just shown up on time to the meeting none of that would've happened!"

"I was building something!"

"You call watching Hunger Games building something?"

"I was multi-tasking!"

"Multi-tasking? Don't think I didn't hear the pop-corn crunching."

"...I didn't procrastinate though."

"Yeah you did! You promised to build a hoverboard for me and what do I get? A cardboard!"

"You idiot! That was to disguise it."

"Disguise? Well that was a stupid disguise. Couldn't it have been cooler?"

"What? You want a pencil case?"

"Maybe I do!"

"Then I'll go make it--"

"Go ahead!"

"Later."

"There! You're procrastinating!"

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"Am not!" 

"Are too!"

"Am not!"

"Then what's your reason for not making it now?"

"...I'm lazy."

"AHA! I knew--OWWWW!!!!" 

Percy clutched his left ear--Correction: His red left ear.

"Idiot..." Zoe muttered under her breath. "This was one of the very reasons why Chaos didn't want to send you two together." She leaned down. "Just be thankful that Luke's quiet. Otherwise...I'll send you three into It."

Percy shivered. "Please no..."

"Then you better control yourself."

"Yes ma'am." Percy nodded his head in fear.

Zoe rested a hand on her head. "Right, we'll discuss more about this later." She adressed the campers who we're still in a mild state of shock.

Zoe grabbed the son of Poseidon's and the son of Hephaestus' arms. "Let's go back to the cabin." Her voice had a slight edge to it.

Yup, they were doomed.

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Calypso only shook her head in pity. "Thay had it coming for them..."

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Twenty minutes later shrill and girly shrieks could be heard around the Camp...

Baby, Baby, Baby, Ohh...

  ...Followed by Justin Beiber's "Baby".

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A/N:

Okay, so I had too much fun with Percy and Leo's convo...

The last part...I'm not against Beiber or anything but well...yeah.

But honestly, his latest songs are great. But I don't really like him as a person though. (Idk about you guys but it's my opinion)

(*)- Will probably be an interlude at some point if people are interested...

Now I have to go study...Ugh.