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Rights go to all orignal owners!!

Rick Riordan: *drops pen in tartar sause* Oh darn! It fell into tartar sause!

Rick Riordan: You know what tartar sounds like?

Rick Riordan: Tartarus!

Rick Riordan: My pen fell into Tartarus!

Rick Riordan: You know what else can fall into Tartarus??

Rick Riordan: Percy And Annabeth!!

Rick Riordan: MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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Jason: IDK man, I just feel like these glasses ruin my facial structure...

Percy: Nah bro your face is fine...

Jason: Are you sure, bro?

Percy: Totally bro

Jason Grace: But not as good as yours

Percy: Aww come on bro... no one's face is as nice as yours!!

Nico:

Nico: I am literally the straightest person at this table...

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Percy Jackson Pick Up Lines

Jason: When I'm around you, sparks fly...

Piper: Babe, you're charming.

Nico: You're drop - dead gorgeous.

Hazel: You're worth more than all the diamonds in the world.

Frank: You make me an animal, girl...

Leo: Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Annabeth: Recent Studies show that we should date.

Percy: Hi, I'm Percy Jackson.

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While Falling into Tartarus

Percy: TIMBER!!

Annabeth: Why'd you say that?

Percy: Because... IT'S GOING DOWN!! I'M YELLING TIMBER!!

Annabeth: Percy, no!!

Percy: And the walls kept-

Annabeth: Nope

Percy: TUMBLING DOWN!!

Annabeth: Why'd you fall with me, again?

Percy: Cause I can't help FALLING in love with you!!

Annabeth: Kill me now...

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Another way to look at the series

Percy Jackson and the idiot that stole Zeus' property.

Percy Jackson and the ocean full of scary things

Percy Jackson and the titan that held up the sky while others laughed at him

Percy Jackson and the big confusing maze

Percy Jackson and a god

Lost Hero: Where's Percy?

Son of Neptune: There's Percy!

The Mark Of Athena: The annoying fiery owl

House of Hades: Percy Jackson had a great fall

Blood of Olympus: The nosebleed that started a war.

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