Percy gulped and slowly edged away from the clearing, unfortunately Tyche was not on his side and he accidentally stepped on a stick. It cracked under his weight and he could hear the females all heading towards him.

Percy turned and booked it. Years of instinct told him to dodge. He threw himself to one side and rolled just as a net burst out of an arrow and wrapped itself around a tree. More arrows burst around him, and he could hear shouting. Bursting through the forest he could see his cabin, but the sounds of running and shouting was getting closer and closer. He could try to dead sprint the last distance between the forest edge and his cabin, but the females getting closer behind him would spot him, and there was no way he could outrun Artemis or dodge her arrows on an open and very sandy beach. Making a snap decision he ran towards the water and dove in, willing the water to become very still. Diving as deep as he could, he was pestered by fishes asking for the reason he was swimming in the middle of the night. He told them to keep quiet and help look out for any demigoddess or goddess near the water. Swimming around Percy finally found one of the supports for the part of cabin that stuck out over the lake. Slowly swimming up the support beam Percy cautiously stuck his head out of the water. Seeing no one he commanded the water to lift him up to his bedroom window. Opening it, he hastily climbed in and let the water elevator drop back down into the water with a splash. Closing the window, he sat on his bed wiping his forehead.

"Drink after your nightly excursion Percy?" Annabeth asked sweetly, holding out a cup of water. "Thanks Annabeth." Percy said as Annabeth moved behind him and started massaging his neck. Halfway through the glass he froze. Annabeth? Oh Shit. Percy turned to escape back out the window but as Annabeth was between him and window he ran straight into her chest. She immediately hugged his head to her chest. She was only a C-cup, but that did not stop her from using it to tease Percy sometimes and in this instance, try to knock him out. "Mpghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." Percy struggled before manging to break free and scrambled towards the bathroom. Percy opened the door only to find Athena, Aphrodite and Hestia just sitting on the bathtub and closed toilet bowl chatting. They turned towards him and gave him a smile as he opened the door. Percy fled towards the deck doors instead, but they opened on their own and Artemis hopped down from above with a smile on her face while Thalia, Bianca and Zoe hung from the top like bats. Backpedalling as fast as he can Percy lunged for the cabin doors, hoping to get Chiron to shield him.

But just as his hand turned the doorknob the door opened violently, throwing him backwards. There, in the door stood Hera, regal as ever in a nightgown...? Percy gulped, seeing as the nightgown did nothing to hide her ample bosom, instead accentuating its attractiveness. "Hi Darling," She stretched out her hand. Percy jerked and was summoned into her hand. "Why don't you come a little closer?" Percy closed his eyes and braced for a beating or a smiting, but only felt the touch of her lips on his. This is a joke, right? Percy thought. His eyes darted around as he slowly back-crawled away from Hera. All the goddesses and demigoddess closed in around him. Panic set in and he tried getting out. Keyword being tried with Artemis there. With a simple strike to the back of his neck Percy was laid out cold on his cabin floor.

"Ugh...what hit me?" Percy said as consciousness came back to him. He could feel someone stroking his hair, and his head was not on a pillow, it was too firm and thick to be his cabin's pillow. He could hear other people talking close by. He slowly opened his eyes. Above him was his cabin ceiling and closer to his face, the nice curves of a woman's breasts – hey, Percy is a teenager ok? Everything that happened came back to him. He froze. Annabeth – he assumed it was Annabeth as she was crazy protective of who got to touch him – continued talking to the other goddesses. Maybe if I pretend to continue sleeping, they will get bored and leave. He thought. He was not wrong, after all Artemis had her Hunt manage, Hestia had her hearth to tend to, he was sure Athena, Hera and Aphrodite had their own things to do as well. He was broken out of his thoughts by Annabeth whispering in his ear. "Stop pretending to sleep or I will eat the blue cookies your mom sent to you." She whispered. Percy shot straight up from Annabeth's lap. "I'm up! I am up! Don't eat the blue cookies Anna-thena?" Percy said panicky but trailed off when he realised that the Annabeth he was lying on had brown hair and her chest was more developed than Annabeth. Athena raised an eyebrow. "You sure I am my mother Seaweed Brain?" Athena asked in a perfect imitation of Annabeth's voice. Percy deadpanned. "Yes. Annabeth's hair is blonde, not brown. Your chest is probably a size or two larger than hers and your eyes are sharper and show the experience you have accumulated over the centuries and your hips are wider than Annabeth's." Percy answered. Athena's eyes narrowed and Percy felt that he may have stepped on something touchy. "Are you calling me an old and fat woman?" She said, closing the distance quickly. "Er. No? I am just saying you are very mature?" Percy said fearfully. Athena looked to one side. Percy followed her line of sight. The other goddesses and demigoddesses sat there holding number cards.

Hestia and Annabeth held up 10s. Hera and Aphrodite each held up 8s – "For nearly implying you are old." Aphrodite said. The three hunters held up a 7. When asked they refused to speak and only glared at Athena's chest. Artemis originally held up a 1 but changed to a 7 after growing her body to match the other goddesses. "You pass." Athena said and leant forward and to give Percy a chaste kiss on the lips.

Percy looked very surprised at first, looked Annabeth, then woodenly walked over to Annabeth and went into a seiza position in front of Annabeth. "Please don't kill me Annabeth." He pleaded. Annabeth just started laughing like crazy.

"Percy, I can see with my own two eyes. I am not blind." She said, going over and pulling him to his feet. "Plus, she is my mother and a goddess, not exactly a good combination to go against." She smirked before kissing him hard. Seeing him in a daze she dropped her bombshell. "In any case, all of us here love you, that is why we were in that clearing where you found us." Percy, still in a daze did not register her words. Annabeth sighed and just stood there and put her hands on her hips.

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Seven seconds has – nope he passed out.

Annabeth groaned.





Author's Note: There is a Resident Evil reference here and a Jojo reference. Find them. I am so sorry for the time taken but I had a massive writer's block.