WARNING: IF U R FRANK, AND/OR HAVE HIS SEVERELY INNOCENT MIND/TENDENCIES, DO NOT READ THIS. 

Jason: *hiding in tree*
Jason: *looking through binoculars*
Jason: Now what r they doing in there???

MEANWHILE, IN THE HADES CABIN ~

Will: Ok, right hand, red!
Will: Hmmm, how m I gonna do this....?
Nico: *cursing in Italian* I don't know, but hurry up Solace, I can't hold the splits forever.
Will: Ok, Ok. Hmm.... GOT IT!
Will: *lays across Nico*
Will: *places hand on red dot*
Will: There. 😊
Nico: *groans* Will.... Ur too heavy....
Will: Hey!

UP IN JASON'S TREE ~

Jason: 😱
Jason: IS HE LAYING ON TOP OF HIM!?
Nico: *groans*
Jason: OH MY GODS!!!
Jason: *jumps down from tree*
Jason: PERCYYYYY! COME QUIIIIIIIICK!!!!

5 MINUTES LATER ~

Percy: *breaks down Hades cabin door*
Percy: OK WILL, I THINK THIS HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH, I WAS KIND ENOUGH TO ALLOW THIS RELATIONSHIP, BUT NOW -
Nico: PERCY, WE WERE PLAYING TWISTER.
Percy: ...... Oh....
Percy: But Jason said..... Oh.....
Jason: *gulps* Hi guys......
Will:
Nico:
Will:
Nico: I'm cutting down that tree.
Will: And I'll destroy his binoculars.

And that is why Jason is rocking back and forth in the corner, reading Solangelo fanfics.