Me: Hey guys, I was just wondering... Do you guys spy on Will and Nico?
Jason: *falls out of tree in front of the Hades cabin*
Jason: WHAT, NO! WHEREVER DID YOU GET THAT IDEA???
Me: Nico said he found a hidden camera in the Hades cabin.
Jason: *curses in latin*
Percy: I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD'VE JUST GONE WITH THE FAKE MUSTACHES!!!!
Leo: DON'T FORGET THE NEWSPAPERS WITH EYE-HOLES IN THEM!!!
Jason: /)-__-
Me: *pulls out fake mustaches* Come on, we have some spying to do!

MEANWHILE, NICO AND WILL -

Will: ?????
Nico: What the Hades are they doing!?
Will: .....
Nico: .....
Nico: Did Jason just -
Will: Fall out of a tree? Yes.
Nico: ....
Will: .....
Nico: -__-

*5 minutes later*

Nico: What the hades!?
Will: Why are they all wearing mustaches!? And what's with the newspapers.... We can see them staring...
Nico: *sigh* This is Percy and his sister, and Leo we're talking about... I've learned to just ignore their extreme weirdness.
Will: Fair enough.

ME PERCY AND LEO:

Percy: HAHAHA, IT WORKED! In your FACE Jason Grace! *cackling maniacally*
Leo: *fist bumps me*
Percy: *still bragging to Jason*
Me: Well I promised Reyna and Hazel I would show them the videos I recorded, so -
Jason: YOU RECORDED VIDEOS!??
Jason: LEMME SEEEEEEE!!!
Jason: *tackles me and grabs video recorder*
Jason: UUUUGH! All they're doing is talking! This is boring! I'm complaining to Aphrodite! I WANT MY OTP!
Me: .....
Percy: .....
Leo: ......
Me, Percy, and Leo: Fanboys.