Leo: Notice how it has the word "Rat" in it?
Leo: THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS ANNOYING AND DISGUSTING LIKE A RAT!
Percy: What!? I ship it!
Percy: IT IS ADORABLE! 😊
Leo: .....
Leo: How many times did you hit your head?
Percy: Not as many times as Jason.
Leo: ..... If u say so....
Percy: Shut up.
Percy: OOH, LOOOK, HERE THEY COME!!!
Percy: OMGS, SHE LOOKED AT HIM!!!
Percy: I HEAR WEDDING BELLLLLLLS!!!
Leo: .....
Leo: I am going to take you to see a psychologist...
Percy: SHUT UP, U R RUINING THE MOMENT!!!

Rachel: Ew, go away Octavian!!!
Octavian: EW, GO AWAY MORTAL!
Rachel: *glares angrily at Octavian*
Octavian: *glares angrily at Rachel*
Rachel: I TOLD YOU TO GO AWAY FIRST YOU STUPID LITTLE LOSER!
Octavian: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WALKED IN FRONT OF ME!
Rachel: OH YEAH!?

Percy: Aw, look!!! They are confessing their love for each other!!!! 😊
Leo: Idk, they kinda look like they're fighting....
Percy: *slaps hand over Leo's mouth*
Percy: SHADDUP, IT IS TRUE LOVE!

Octavian: WHAT IF -
Rachel: *snatches a teddy bear from Octavian's belt*
Rachel: WHAT IF I TAKE YOUR TEDDY BEAR!?
Octavian: NOOOOOO!
Octavian: NOT MR. CUDDLES!!!!
Rachel: Oh, so you like this one!?
Rachel: Well I'm just going to feed him to the dragon!!!!
Octavian: NOOOOOOO!!!
Octavian: GIVE ME BACK MR. CUDDLES, YOU LITTLE MORTAL LOSER!!!
Octavian: *chases Rachel around the camp, screaming Latin curses at her*

Leo: ....
Leo: You call that love!?
Percy: *dreamy look*
Percy: Not love, Leo...
Percy: TRUE love!
Leo: .....
Leo: WHY ARE ALL MY BEST FRIENDS TURNING INTO CRAZED FANBOYS!??
Leo: *sobbing* I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!
Jason: No, you wouldn't understand.
Jason: the life of a fanboy is very dangerous and complicated.
Leo:
Leo:
Leo: *throws hands in the air I GIVE UP!