Octavian: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Octavian: Stupid Greek left his phone out!!!
Octavian: And because he is not here, I shall start on how Nico Di Angelo is an evil little demon.....
Octavian: So I was just talking to Hazel, kindly asking her if she would be so kind as to vote for her favorite Centurion, when NICO DI DEMONO, comes up and PINS ME TO THE WALL, and shouts at me in Italian. Something about how he was going to crush my skull if I so much as looked at his sister ever again.
Octavian: So I did the natural thing.
Octavian: I laughed at him. And said I could take him with one arm tied back.
Octavian: so the idiot tied one of his OWN arms behind his back, and then ATTACKED ME!
Octavian: And then he and that little Roman traitor Hazel just LEFT ME THERE, and it was a whole day before someone found me! And the person didn't even want to help me!
Octavian: Can you even believe that!?
Percy: OCTAVIAN, HAND ME MY PHONE BACK AND STOP WHINING U LITTLE -
Octavian: *screams and drops phone*
Octavian: *runs away and hides behind Reyna*
Percy: 😎
Percy: Oh yeah. Don't mess with Persassy!
Octavian: *mutters* You mean "Perscary"....
Percy: WHAT DID U JUST -
Octavian: *screams* NOTHING!
Me: *drags Percy away* We really need to work on ur anger issues....
Percy: What!? But -
Me: 👿
Percy: 😳
Percy: Never mind.
Me: That's what I thought.