Percy: *screams*
Percy: *runs around the room*
Percy: *fangirls so hard he collapses*
Percy: *still fangirling*
Leo: *runs in* PERCY, OH MY GODS, WHAT HAPPENED!?
Percy: HELP, I'VE FANGIRLED AND I CAN'T GET UP!
Leo: -____-
Leo: Dude, seriously!?
Leo: I THOUGHT U WERE DYING.
Percy: I AM!!!
Percy: I AM DYING OF THE FEELS!!!
Leo: *sigh* Well, what happened?
Percy: *nearly explodes* RACHEL KISSED OCTAVIAN!!!!

Meanwhile, Rachel and Octavian:

Octavian: OOOOOWWW! U BIT ME!!!
Octavian: WHY DID U BITE ME!?
Rachel: U STOLE MY HAIRBRUSH!
Octavian: UR THE ONE WHO HIT ME WITH IT!!!!

Leo: /)-___-
Leo: Percy, they are -
Percy: IN LOOOOOVE! 😚
Leo: *bangs head on table*
Leo: WHYYYY
Percy: *singing* All you need is loooooove!
Leo: .....
Leo: *sobs*
Leo: OH DEAR GODS PLEASE HELP ME!