Will: Leo, may I ask, how did you manage to get paper wedged into your arm???
Leo: I tried to avenge my tacos.
Will: ......
Nico: ......
Nico: Exactly how hard were u hit over the head with that dictionary???
Leo: -___-
Leo: Very funny, death breath.
Nico: Ik, I'm hilarious.
Will: Shhh, u two! Leo, sit still!
Leo: Oh, sorry mom.
Will: *yanks page*
Leo: *screams*
Leo: OWWWW, DUDE!!!
Will: Oops, sorry. Did I pull too hard?
Leo: -___- No, not at all.
Will: Ok, good, bc I think I'm gonna have to yank out the last two.
Leo: 😨 Wha - no! I was being sarcastic! 😭
Will: *looks at Nico*
Will: Hold him down.
Nico: K. *pins Leo's arms down*
Leo: No!!! What r u doing!?
Will: *pulls on surgical gloves*
Will: Keep him steady.
Leo: What!?? No! Stop! I will be calling my lawyers!!!

Meanwhile ~

Annabeth: Maybe I was a little harsh... I'll go talk to him....
                    ***************
Annabeth: *knocking on Cabin 3 door*
Annabeth: Percy, I wanna talk. Can u let me in?
*various banging inside Cabin 3*
Annabeth: *worried* Percy???
Percy: ONE SECOND!!!
*smoke alarms go off*
Annabeth: PERCY, I'M COMING IN THERE!!!
Percy: ANNIE, NO, WA -
Annabeth: *breaks down the door*
Annabeth: *panting* What. Happened!?
Percy: *black soot all over face*
Percy: *hair standing straight up*
Percy: *holds out blackened cookie sheet*
Percy: I made you blue cookies.
*oven explodes*
Percy: ......
Annabeth: .....
Percy: Oops.
Annabeth: *laughing* Oh, my Seaweedbrain....
Percabeth: *kiss*
Percy: *gently pulls away*
Percy: Annabeth, I know we've been dating for awhile now, and I've loved every second of it.
Annabeth: Even when we fell into Tartarus?
Percy: Annie, I would fall into Tartarus anytime if it meant I could be with you. But Annabeth, what I really wanted to ask you yesterday was....
Percy: *gets down on one knee*
Percy: *holds out burnt ring box*
Percy: Annabeth, will u marry me?
Annabeth: *crying*
Annabeth: *jumps into Percy's arms*
Annabeth: Yes!
Percabeth: *kiss*

Later

Percabeth: *walking together on the beach, holding hands*
Percy: Annabeth, I was actually gonna ask u at the restaurant, I had this whole hot-sauce packet-engagement thing.
Percy: I wonder whatever happened to that hot-sauce packet...