K, demigods, this one is super loooong. Warning, it's Solangelo, and ik some of u guys don't ship that, so if u don't want to read anything Solangelo, just skip over this one; I promise the next one won't be Solangelo based. 😊

Will: Nico, r u seriously eating McDonald's for breakfast????
Nico: No, this is a waffle.
Nico: WHAT DO U THINK, WILL?
Will: -___-
Will: You shouldn't do that.
Nico: I DO WHAT I WANT. *eats chicken nuggets*
Will: It's not healthy.
Nico: And ur not gonna be healthy much longer if u keep criticizing my food choices.
Will: -___-
Will: remind me again why I love u so much?
Nico: Tbh I really don't know.
Nico: *stuffs face full of fries*
Will: How do u eat that, it's -
Nico: *glaring*
Will: .... SO GOOD.
Nico: *goes back to eating McDonald's*
Will:
Will:
Will:
*2 minutes later*
Will: I CAN'T STAND THIS ANYMORE, AT LEAST EAT AN APPLE.
Nico: *rolls eyes* If it pleases the master....
Will: *tosses Nico an apple*
Nico: *catches apple*

MEANWHILE, IN THE TREE

Jason: EHEHEHEHEHE
Jason: IT WORKED!
Jason: *more maniacal laughter*
Jason: *jumps out of tree*
Jason: NOW TO ALERT THE OTHERS.
Jason: PIIIIIIIPEEEEEEEER!!!

*20 minutes later*

Everyone: *bursts into Hades cabin*
Jason: CONGRATS GUUUUYS! 
Jason: *runs over and hugs Nico*
Nico: .....
Nico: What the Hades....!?
Nico: ALL I DID WAS EAT BREAKFAST.
Percy: *grinning like a madman*
Percy: BUT DID U EAT AN APPLE???
Nico: *confused* Yeah.....
Percy: DID WILL THROW U THE APPLE????!?
Nico: Yes. I don't understand - why does this even matter???
Percy: 😱😱😱😱
Everyone: 😱😱😱😱
Everyone: IT'S TRUUUUUUE!
Nico: I swear if one more person says "it's true love" I will punch them so hard -
Jason: NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT WE MEAAAAAAANT!
Nico: .....What..?
Piper: *jumping up and down*
Piper: IN ANCIENT GREECE, THROWING AN APPLE IS CONSIDERED A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL!!!
Nico:
Nico:
Nico:
Will:
Nico: *glares at Will*
Will: They planned it.
Will: I am innocent.
Will: They threatened me with many weapons.
Jason: Whaaaaaaaat!? No......
Percy: WHEN'S THE WEDDING!?
Nico: In, like, 5 - 7 years.
Percy: 😰
Jason: Um, I was thinking more like, next week, cause that's when I scheduled Hera to glorify the vows and what not......
Nico: EXCUSE ME!?
Leo: Ur excused.
Nico: -____- Leo, I swear.....
Will: *chokes*
Will: U DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT A WEDDING!!!
Jason: Oh, hahaha, umm, must have forgotten that tiny detail.....
Hades: *pops up*
Hades: CONGRATS U TWO!!!!
Nico: But we're not -
Aphrodite: *runs through the door*
Aphrodite: *panting*
Aphrodite: *eyes glowing*
Aphrodite: YES U R. DON'T EVEN SAY IT NICO.
Aphrodite: U GUYS R GONNA MARRY, AND HAVE LOTS OF BABIES, AND UR GONNA LIKE IT!
Will: *splutters* But, but ....
Nico: *indignant* DO WE EVEN GET A SAY IN THIS!?
Everyone: NO.
Nico: -____- Why does that not surprise me.......
Apollo: *crashes into room*
Apollo: *hugs Nico*
Apollo: *crying* WELCOME TO THE APOLLO FAMILY, SON-IN-LAW!
Apollo: *wipes tears* Oh, yeah! I almost forgot! I wrote u two a haiku!!!!
Nico:
Nico:
Nico:
Nico: *crying* WHY ME, FATES!? Why me!?
Fates: EHEHEHEHE

Hahaha, sry u guys; not my best work. I'll try and make the next chapter better.