Mercy: We're back again

Percy: Gods, no

Leo: Not this again!

Hazel: Well, I like these things. It's much better than one shots where Percy and Annabeth are dead

Annabeth: I agree

Percy: Why do you write those anyway?

Mercy: Because I like to make people cry.

Reyna: It's okay, I do too.

Jason: Well, then.

Frank: What are we talking about?

Mercy: Harry Potter.

Percy: NO

Annabeth: YES!

Hazel: Who is Harry Potter?

Mercy: You have been deprived of a good movie-watching/book reading experience.

Percy: Please, Annabeth won't stop talking about this. Especially Draco Malfoy.

Annabeth: He reminds me of someone...

Luke: *wink*

Annabeth: What?

Luke: Nothing, Annie.

Percy: Okay, you'd better back the fudge off you little-

Mercy: OKAY! Harry Potter!

Annabeth: I love it.

Percy: No? I didn't realize.

Annabeth: Shut up.

Frank: I read the series-

Annabeth: Lucky...

Frank: I liked it, it was pretty good. I love Ron and Hermione's relationship.

Percy: Yeah, that's an upside to the movies. I didn't like Harry and the Weasley girl that much-

Mercy: DO NOT SPEAK AGAINST HINNY! THEY WERE AWFUL IN THE MOVIES BUT WERE PERFECT IN THE BOOKS.

Percy: *raises hands*

Annabeth: Anyway!

Piper: Yes, I've seen the movies. My dad auditioned for the role of Sirius, but he didn't get it. Thank the gods, we would have had to move to England.

Jason: But, you're dad doesn't have an accent?

Piper: It's called acting. And, either way, they only wanted English actors. Even if he could do the accent and everything.

Leo: I've never seen or read them.

Annabeth: Shun. Leave, now.

Leo: What

Annabeth: I SAID LEAVE

Leo: YES, MA'AM *runs*

Mercy: Wait... Leo!

Jason: I've never read the books, but I saw one of the movies once.

Reyna: Yes, it's the same for me.

Nico: I love them.

Annabeth: Finally, someone with sense! Besides Frank.

Will: He won't shut up about them either.

Percy: I guess we can go sit over here, then Will, while our significant others fangirl over Harry Potter.

Will: Yup.

The Stolls: Never seen Harry Potter or read it.

Annabeth: Leave, then.

Luke: I'll read them for you Annie, even if they make me blind or whatever.

Annabeth: Why would they make you blind?

Luke: Because of my dyslexia.

Annabeth: That's not... That's not how it works.

Luke: Go on a date with me and I'll talk Harry Potter to you *wink*

Percy: Oh Hades no! Five freaking steps back!

Thalia: What is happening?

Piper: Luke has caught a severe case of  'Crushonannabethitus'

Percy: Is there anyone else that has a crush on Annabeth? Might as well say it now.

Connor: I'll put my hand up in honor of all the boys at camp who have a crush on her. *raises hand*

Thalia: Huh

Leo: She's very scary

Charlie: *shrugs and puts hand up*

Mercy: Get the fudge out of my book.

Charlie: *leaves*

Jason: Eh, I mean-

Percy: ...

Jason: I think I'll be murdered by my girlfriend and by an angry Son of Poseidon if I raise my hand...

Luke: *Waves hand around wildly*

Apollo: *Raises hand* She's pretty hot, even though she's scary. I kind of like it.

Hermes: I can see why Jackson is attracted to her, but she's better off with my son.

Luke: *smirk*

Annabeth: Oh gods

Percy: NO

Jason: Thalia, put your hand up.

Thalia: No

Jason: Thalia, we're children of Zeus/Jupiter, we're attracted to pretty much everyone.

Piper: Excuse me?

Jason: Or, at least I was before I met Piper!

Piper: Good boy.

Percy: In honor of my younger, love-sick self *raises hand*

Annabeth: *sigh* Anyone else?

Piper: *inches hand up*

Jason: ...

Piper: *puts hand down*

Sally: This is very awkward, and I'm not even a part of this.

Percy: Tell me about it...

Annabeth: You guys seriously can't complain, I'm the one this is about

Mercy: How did this go from Harry Potter to Annabeth?

Mercy:

Mercy: I think Charlie has possessed me...

Hazel: Are we done?

Mercy: Yeah, sure, whatever.

Annabeth: Thank you

Everyone: BYE GUYS!