Random kid: Fanfictions?

Percy: Oh, so we're invited back now?

Annabeth: Percy-

Percy: No, I want to hear why they kicked us out last time

Piper: Because we were talking about Percabeth.

Frank: And someone revealed a crush.

Hazel: That neither of you would probably like.

Leo: You'd both be blushing to high heaven.

Malcolm: Kind of like now.

Percy: Shut up! *hides face*

Annabeth: Anyway, to the question.

Piper: Right, a lot of my siblings write this stuff. I don't really care much, but I do read some.

Annabeth: I agree with Piper. These fanfictions are usually weird.

Percy: I don't read them! I swear!

Nico: ....

Percy: No! I just read.... Four.... Last night.... SHUT UP!

Jason: I've read Jasper fanfictions before, but it usually veers off to Percabeth before the end.

Malcolm: Yeah, every one of the fanfictions I've read had Percabeth in it, and it usually overpowers everything else.

Stoll Brothers: Yeah, we don't read that crap.

Thalia and Percy: HOW DARE YOU CURSE AGAINST FANFICTIONS?!?!

Percy: Thalia?

Thalia: Don't look at me, it's nice to read about Luke being alive again.

Luke: But I am alive, sorta.

Percy: UGH, I hate those fanfictions! They always pair him with Annabeth! I'm usually a jerk in those fanfics, but why wouldn't I be? Those fanfictions are of my nightmares. *shivers*

Annabeth: Wait, they still pair me with Luke?

Luke: *grins* Yes, and I've read several of those fanfictions.

Annabeth: Gross, he's just a friend. Didn't I clear that up after the war, that I have ZERO romantic feelings for him?

Luke: *frowns* You don't have to be mean about it.

Percy: HAHA! FRIENDZONED!

Thalia: *grabs Luke's ear* We are going to have a little talk, mister. *drags him out of the room*

Percy: But I like other fanfictions. Like Percabeth One Shots.

Annabeth: Aw.

Percy: *blush* yeah, I know, I'm adorable!

Leo: I don't read that stuff, but I have seen a few Leo x OC that I like. *grins*

Piper: Did you know they ship you with Festus?

Leo: WHAT?

Piper: As in, romantically.

Leo: Festus, I love you, but not like that.

Festus: *whir* *creak*

Leo: Glad we cleared that up.

Jason: They ship Liper... I don't like those fanfics, I'm such a loser in them... And Leo is strong and muscular? I've never gotten that, we literally switched bodies apparently.

Leo: Hey!

Nico: I've read a few of those fanfics, they definitely are strange. I've also read some.... Uh, Nicabeth fanfics.... Yeah...

Percy: Those are weird. And mine! *holds onto Annabeth*

Annabeth: Excuse me?

Percy: My girlfriend! Not Nico's girlfriend!

Nico: .....

Annabeth: Percy, let me go.

Percy: *shakes head*

Annabeth: Percy-

Percy: Mine