Piper's pov

It takes a moment to register what has happened. I am dizzy and my leg is bleeding....again because I think I hit it on the corner of the table. I look around for Justin, and he is giggling while he walks on the side of the bus. Jason is next to me and our other friends are scattered around. Leo scrambles up to the drivers seat and pushes Annabeth out. She grabs Percy and Juli and the three of them climb over one of the couches. Leo shouts, "Percy! We have to fly, okay? So no killing me." Percy nods, his face white. Leo pushes a button and suddenly the bus is getting pushed up until it is right side up. I look out the window and see a plane wing. The bus lurches forward and then we're in the air. Leo calls Percy and shows him how to do something; a minute later, Percy is shooting the monsters below with Celestial Bronze bullets. Clarisse yells at Leo to put us on the ground, she wants to fight. Frank joins the argument. They have an Ares/Mars child talk, with lots of threats, punches, and a frantic wife trying to get Frank to leave Clarisse alone. Jason goes over and joins the argument, then Connor, then Travis, and pretty soon everyone but me is arguing. I push past all of them, grab the overhead microphone, and charm speak.

"Everyone, shut the fuck up and sit down."

Everyone stops immediately and the couches are filled.

"Frank. Why can't we land and fight?" Clarisse asks through gritted teeth.

"Because we'd have causalities, and we'd most likely lose. They've got over five hundred troops—"

"There's only two hundred now," Percy calls back.

Clarisse shakes her head and takes out her phone, then turns away from all of us. After we have gotten away from the monsters, Percy comes back to us and sits next to Annabeth. Juli climbs onto his lap and says, "Daddy, why are you white?"

"Because I don't like planes, Juli," he replies.

Justin runs over to them and asks Percy if he can be their doctor patient.

"Sure, kiddo."

Juli jumps of the back of the couch and comes back with a bag. She empties it on the floor to reveal all kinds of fake doctor equipment. Justin and Juli pull on white lab coats and rubber gloves. Juli picks up a clipboard and asks Percy his name.

"Percy Jackson."

"Your full name, sir. Dr. Justin requires this."

"Perseus Jackson."

"Oh! Mr. Jackson! You had the plane-sickness. Is this your wife?" Juli indicates Annabeth.

"Yep."

"Well, Mrs. Jackson, you here for a baby check-up, right?"

"Yep."

"Okay. DR. JUSTIN!" Juli hollers, and Justin appears from the play area.

"Yes, Juli?"

"These are the Jacksons, Mr. Is here for plane-sickness, and Mrs. Is here for a baby check up. She's having twins."

"Okay, I'll do Mr. first. Prepare the x-ray for the baby."

Justin pulls out a stethoscope and asks Percy, "Do you know what this is?"

"Sure, it's a stethoscope."

"Wrong! It's a heart hearer." Justin places the end of the 'heart hearer' on Percy chest. Then he instructs Percy to open his mouth and close his eyes. Percy does as he's told, and Justin pours purple Jello down his throat.

"Don't swallow it!" Justin says, grabbing a bowl. Percy gags without opening his mouth. Justin smacks the back of Percy's head and the purple Jello is spat out into the bowl. Percy gags some more, and asks, "What was that?"

"Lucy's medicine." Justin says, and I laugh. It smells like dog food and grapes whenever we use it. Percy gags some more.

"Hmm... your throw up is purple. Not a good sign. Mrs. Jackson, is it normally this color?"

"Nope."

"Mr. Jackson, open your eyes really wide," Percy does as he's told again, and Justin takes out a flashlight and shines in Percy's eye. "What color is everything?"

Percy looks around, blinking. "Yellow."

"Juli!" Justin calls, and Juli pops up.

"Did you figure out the problem, Doctor?"

"Yes. This man is dead. He doesn't have a heartbeat, his puke is purple, and he sees in yellow."

"Are you sure?"

"Not completely, but I did every test."

"There is one more."

"What?"

"The romance test."

"Oh! We shall do that. Mrs. Jackson, listen to your husband's heartbeat." Annabeth places her ear on Percy's chest, and tells Justin and Juli she hears a heartbeat.

"Okay. Now you need to kiss very lovingly."

Juli pulls out a piece of paper and holds it up in front of Annabeth and Percy's faces. After five minutes, Justin announces, "STOP! Mrs. Jackson, did he seem alive to you?"

"Very."

"Okay! Mr. Jackson, I think you have a sever case of plane-sickness. Mrs. Jackson, your turn. Juli, take charge!"<

"Yes, sir. Ma'am, please stand."

Juli pulls out a piece of paper with a circle drawn on it with two stick figures in it.

"Your babies look fine—Daddy, what's the matter?" Percy suddenly rushed to the garbage can and threw up. Annabeth rushed to his side.

"I think I swallowed some dog medicine."

"Oh yeah, I remember now, you have to call poison control for that!" Jason says.

"Jason, we can't do that." I tell him.

"Well, what do we do?"

"Nectar."

I throw Percy a bottle and he takes a swig, but he turn green and shakes his head.<br>"Leo, we still over that lake?" Percy asks. Leo nods. Percy kissed Annabeth and Juli, then opens the window and jumps out.

"Daddy!" Juli screams.

"I'm going to kill him." Annabeth mutters.

Leo lands and the bus turns back into a bus, and Percy climbs aboard.

"There is a Pizza Hut a few miles south of us. The fish told me."

"PIZZA!" Justin and Juli yell. Leo shrugs and starts to drive.

The restaurant is empty, which is good, because we all fill it up. Jason tells the waiter we're having a reunion, and she sits us down and tells us to help ourselves to the buffet.

Half hour later, the door opens and Chris walked in. Clarisse shrieked and ran to him, and they kiss and hug and I don't want to go into details.

We leave after about a hour, and sit down on the couches. Justin surveys us with a gleam in his eyes.

"Who's the next patient?"