•Holt

Ever the robot, his profile picture was his required headshot for his identification papers. He was completely straight faced. His header was an old photo of his squad in the antique store. They (minus their captain) were all extremely hungover from their horrendous party the night before, but everyone was smiling.

Through his feed, Holt had 2 photos of Cheddar perched by the fireplace, 1 photo of him and Kevin smiling at the camera at a recent dinner party and several shared posts he'd been tagged in by the 99.

•Gina

Gina's page was bursting with color. Her profile picture was her posing beneath the Statue of Liberty and her header was just an edited picture including all her social media handles and how to contact her - or her agent.

Most of her feed was advertising her videos or events. But the squad found it sweet that she made a group page just for them. She mostly just posted pictures of Iggy and 'important life updates' like her many meet-and-greets, also she deleted anything they posted-she was admin after all, but they appreciated it nonetheless.

•Scully

His picture was him holding an empty pizza box, looking cross and his header was him with the pizza in the box. He was significantly happier in the header.

Scully's feed was mostly food and topless pictures of Hitchcock (most of which were flagged by the sites guidlines, or reported by Gina). He didn't really use the site.

•Terry

Ever the family man, his profile picture was a selfie of him and Sharon and his header was his three little girls, holding hands as they walked. The latter was taken by Terry as he walked behind them on a pavement.

His feed was similar, photos of his family, photos of his work family. Scattered amongst the family photos were posts he'd shared or been tagged in; art classes for under 12s, art classes for over 35s, the occasion gym promotion. And of course, the comedy posts (Terry was determined he wouldn't call them 'memes') Jake would tag him in.

•Hitchcock

Looking 30 years younger, Hitchcock posed shirtless with his toupee on backwards. His profile picture had been the same for 10 years but with a different filter every time he thought to update it.

His feed was 88% Scully tagging him in posts about food and 12% Rosa and Jake tagging him in stupid photos where he was usually asleep. He never posted anything.

•Amy

Knowing it was the perfect photo, Amy's profile picture was of her and Jake the day they got engaged. She was latched onto his shoulder and both were grinning widely.Her header was taken in the library, rows and rows and stacks upon stacks of books. If you opened the photo to look properly, you could also see Jake in the background, skimming through the new editions of Harry Potter. The new covers were soft after all, and deserved to be appreciated.

On her page was albums (private of course - she wasn't about to let the whole world see all her photos) of photos of her, her and Jake, her and her kids, her brothers, the squad, you name it, she had an album of photos with them on her page, even if Jake insisted that only old people use this site nowadays.

•Jake

Priding himself for using this app only to talk to and stalk old people and weirdos actually on the site, Jake's profile picture is the first sonogram Amy had and it hasn't been updated since. Occasionally, Amy will remind him to change his header but that was about 16 months ago by now so it was his kids all dressed up in various bits of their parents uniform. The eldest in Amy's hat, Naomi with Jake's badge and tie and their youngest, only 4 months at the time, had an NYPD hoodie around him like a blanket. 

Most of his feed was what he'd been tagged in by Amy and the squad, or his mom on the odd occasion, when Karen was feeling technologically gifted. Sometime's he would tag Hold and Terry in memes though, much to their dismay.

•Rosa

Gina had made Rosa's account for her, she was only one follower from 300,000 and so it was a necessity that Rosa had an account to even out the number. The profile picture was of Rosa, face dead-panned, which Gina had taken discretely when Rosa wasn't looking. The header was of Gina's social media handles, the same as Gina had on her own account.

The feed was bare, besides the tagged photos. The squad was convinced Rosa herself has never signed into the account. But she has. Sometimes she'll just scroll through the photos. It was comforting to see their stupid faces.