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IRIS HOLLOWAY

"i operate on gummy sharks and spite, and i'm fresh out of gummy sharks."

"is there a planet made of cheese? like how the moon is supposedly made of cheese? don't look at me like that, i know it's not, but hypothetically speaking, that would be a gouda planet. ba-dum, tss."

THE DOCTOR

"hugging? i'm not — stop it, don't do that. not the hugging thing. not a hugger."

"oh, have you not met me yet? well, this'll be a pleasure. iris holloway, allow me to blow your mind."

SEBASTIAN HOLLOWAY

"this is beyond daddy issues, this is...like granddaddy issues. you've got issues."

"if something happens to her, i won't hesitate to make sure you don't make it to your next regeneration, got it?"

GRIFFITH HOLLOWAY

"if she were an animal, it'd be an overexcited squirrel. or a dog with adhd."

"who's clinically depressed and occasionally suicidal? this guy!"

CHARLES HOLLOWAY

"you guys do realize this is a crime scene, right?"

"sure, okay, and i'm the queen of england. wait, shit, sorry, you're british, is that offensive?"

RIVER SONG

"why would i mind sharing him if it means i get you too?"

"honestly, sweet girl, it's the innocence he loves. but we're two halves of a coin, and he's the man flipping it into the air."

CLARA OSWALD

"hang on — you and him? him and you? but you're — and he's — okay, this is a weird day."

"do you think he understands that when his mouth moves, words come out?"

JACK HARKNESS

"you are the cutest thing i have ever laid eyes on."

"i've seen him in love before. this is more than that — you're more than that, peaches."

WITH APPEARANCES FROM...

THE DOCTOR

"you're quite angry for a little thing. you going to be shouting all day? i'm deciding if i should get my earmuffs."

THE DOCTOR

"oh, iris, keep your feet off the dash, i've just polished her."

THE DOCTOR

"sorry, are we not at the kissy stage yet? well, we are now."

THE DOCTOR

"little star, don't even bother your pretty head about it. we didn't have love songs written about us to end in tragedy. not all things have to end, and never this."

THE DOCTOR

"what do you say, iris? you, me, the rest of our lives?"

THE DOCTOR

"iris holloway, aren't you a sight for sore eyes! missed your pretty face, though i didn't expect to see you again, truth be told."

ROSE TYLER

"he's never mentioned you."

AMY POND

"you can't shag my daughter and my best friend! don't smile like that, i'm going through something."

RORY WILLIAMS

"if i close my eyes, i can pretend i'm not seeing this. which is much better than the alternative."

BILL POTTS

"hey, to each their own. you go after grandads, i go after the unattainable. we're a great pair."

MARTHA JONES

"i'm a doctor, and i'm telling you the prognosis. do you need to scream into the pillow or do you want a juice box?"

DONNA NOBLE

"i've seen him with and without you. and he never smiles as much as he does with you."

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PLAYLIST

PEOPLE WATCHING
『 i'm only looking to
just live through you vicariously
i've never really been in love, not seriously
i had a dream about a house
behind a picket fence
next one i choose to trust,
i hope i use some common sense 』
CONAN GREY

SPACE GIRL
『 space girl,
the only way we'd end
was if you were sucked
into a black hole 』
FRANCES FOREVER

OLDER
『 think i need someone older
just a little bit colder
take the weight off my shoulders
think i need someone older 』
ISABEL LAROSA

CLARA BOW
『 this town is fake
but you're the real thing
breath of fresh air
through smoke rings
take the glory
give everything 』
TAYLOR SWIFT

TOO SWEET
『 i'd rather take my whiskey neat
my coffee black and my bed at three
you're too sweet for me
you're too sweet for me 』
HOZIER

BABY, I'M YOURS
『 and i'll be yours
until the stars fall from the sky
yours, until the rivers all run dry
in other words, until i die 』
ARCTIC MONKEYS

STARMAN
『 there's a starman waiting in the sky
he'd like to come and meet us
but he thinks he'd blow our minds 』
DAVID BOWIE

INVISIBLE STRING
『 something wrapped all of my past mistakes
in barbed wire
chains around my demons
wool to brave the seasons
one single thread of gold tied me to you 』
TAYLOR SWIFT

GOOD OLD-FASHIONED
LOVER BOY
『 hey, boy, where do you get it from?
hey, boy, where did you go?
i learned my passion in the good old-fashioned
school of lover boys 』
QUEEN

TIGHTROPE
『 hand in my hand and you promised
to never let go
we're walking a tightrope
high in the sky
we can see the whole world down below
we're walking a tightrope
never sure, will you catch me
if i should fall? 』
MICHELLE WILLIAMS

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT
『 turn the lights off,
i'm falling in love with her
wouldn't you like to?
wouldn't you like to kiss her? 』
THE BROBECKS

SOLDIER, POET, KING
『 there will come a poet,
who's weapon is his word
he will slay you with his tongue 』
THE OH HELLOS

IRIS
『 and i don't want the world to see me
'cause i don't think that they'd understand
when everything's made to be broken
i just want you to know who i am 』
THE GOO GOO DOLLS

THE ALCHEMY
『 baby, i'm the one to beat
'cause the sign on your heart
said it's still reserved for me
honestly, who are we
to fight the alchemy? 』
TAYLOR SWIFT

PEACE
『 i'd give you my sunshine,
give you my best
but the rain is always gonna come
if you're standing with me 』
TAYLOR SWIFT

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NOTES

this is purely fun and will be sporadically updated.
yes, there's smut.
no, i won't elaborate.
this is mostly focused on 12th doctor because he needs more love idc, but it will feature other doctors too.
sunshine x grumpy trope
VERY LARGE AGE GAP.
some professor/student