"Dear Diary,
Yesterday I entered the game. Eridan is now gonna guide me through this Sburb experience. We talked about quadrants and I told him how Grutle is my Moirail and he told me he's got no one. He Than said that this troll named Feferi was in the same timeline as me. I'm asleep at the moment and I'm at Derse. We met each other and problem. This random skeleton Pegasus flew down from the sky. Me and Feferi got ready to fight this thing. I hope we win
Signed,
Brooklyn"

The skeletal Pegasus flew down and neighed in a low, echo tone. I flew up and struck metal blades at it. The skeletal Pegasus swooped down and knocked Feferi down. Her trident goes flying off into the distance. The Pegasus stood over Feferi and snorted in her face. "Brooklyn!" She called out. I dove down and faced the tip of my wings towards this zombified feathered beast. It looked up at me and beat it wings, escaping my attack. I lifted my wings and maneuvered through the air to land beside Feferi. "Are you ok Feferi?" I asked her. "Y-yes. That feathered zombie was going to krill me or something" she said as I helped her up.

She walked towards her Trident and picked it up. "We'll find out what that thing is and where it came from" she said, angrily. "I'm gonna check up on some friends real quick" I said. "Alright, I'll be right here" she said.

{trolling SlytherinSerpent}
PS: 🐴 Grutle! Me and Feferi were just attacked!
SS: You found one of the ancestRy tRolls? Good. I was attacked as well. It wassss thissss giant ssssnakelike cReatuRe. I didn't huRt it causssse I love ssssnakessss. 🐍🐍
PS: 🐴 Awwwwww :)
SS: I haven't met anyone on PRosssspit yet.
PS: 🐴 You'll meet someone soon
SS: Yup, I know. I can't wait to ssssee who I meet! Oh Come on!!! My bRo is trolling me. Sssstupid SssseRpentussss! Ill talk lateR. Cya
{SlytherinSerpent disconnected}

GRUTLE
I stopped trolling Brooke and began trolling my stupid brother.

{trolling ZombieConstrictor}
ZC: Hey there little BASSSSTARD!!!
SS: What the hell do you want SssseRpentussss?
ZC: I just wanted to talk to my little glowing SSSSNAKE bro. Where the hell are you? DAD'SSSS looking all over for you ya SSSSLITHERING BASSSSTARD.
SS: FiRsssst off, sssstop ssssaying that I glow. I don't need tRollssss pissssssssing me off with the mutated blood we have. It'ssss a neon gReen that glowssss. Ssssecond, I'm on vacation with BRooke sssso I won't be back foR a while.
ZC: Little BASSSSTARD. Our blood ISSSSN'T fu(king normal. We're pla(ed in medium BLOODSSSS and I hate it. High BLOODSSSS are SSSSO much better. They are WORSSSSHIPED throughout troll HISSSSTORY BASSSSTARD.
SS: Oh my god SssseRpentussss. Pleasssse no moRe blood talk.
ZC: We were born with THISSSS fu(king blood. All THISSSS SSSSHIT DOESSSS ISSS Make USSS an EASSSSIER fu(king target for ENEMIESSSS when we try to rule THISSSS fu(king world. We glow for no apparent fu(king REASSSSON.
SS: BRo jusssst be quiet. No yelling pleassse
ZC: SSSSHUT IT BASSSSTARD.
SS: BRo, pleasssse calm down
ZC: Your a little fu(k up BASSSSTARD. You don't want to talk about our blood be(ause you know our SSSSTUPID troll SSSSIGN ISSSS a fu(king EMBARESSSSSSSSMENT. Our blood GLOWSSSS if we BLUSSSSH or we go to our ritual ground and SUMMON our true FORMSSSS. I want to be my true fu(king form unlike you ya fu(king BASSSSTARD.
SS: FRom ouR legend, we ussssed that foRm to desssstRoy tRollssss for fun. I don't like killing anyone. It huRtssss me badly. We tuRn into a giant ssssnake with multiple headssss. I don't like that foRm at all. Plussss dad ssssaid to neveR do that Ritual
ZC: What fu(king ever. Talk to you later Little BASSSSTARD.
{ZombieConstrictor disconnected}

I curled up into a ball after that conversation. Serpentes is true about this. My blood can turn me into a multi-headed snake. I wish he could stop talking about it. In my family, we always had this hidden ability and I've always hated it. It always scared me. I love my blood color, but I hate my brother. He's a douche. I than feel a hand on my shoulder. "Hello?" I asked. "ARE YOU OK?" I heard a voice say. I looked up and saw a little gray troll with nubby horns.

"Who are you?" I asked the troll. "MY NAME IS KARKAT. YOUR JUST SITTING OUT HERE DOING NOTHING" Said Karkat. "Karkat? Your real?" I asked him. "FOR GOGS SAKE IM RIGHT HERE. WHO ARE YOU?" Asked Karkat. "Grutle. Are you on the ssssame timeline assss me?" I asked him. "GRUTLE?! THIS IS YOU? HOLY SHIT! YOUR A MUTANT" Karkat said to me, surprised. "I don't like being called that Karkat. My brother hurtssss me enough. I don't like talking about my blood. It'ssss a glowing neon green" Said Grutle. "MUTANT BLOOD?" He said in a calm voice. Grutle nodded and hugged him. "IM A TROLL WTH CANDY RED BLOOD ACCORDING TO TEREZI. IM GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY MUTANT TROLL" Karkat Said.

I looked at Karkat and let go of him. "It'ssss nice to meet you Karkat" I said to him, happily. "NICE TO MEET YOU TOO" he said, smiling. Poison leaked out of his mouth and dripped on to the ground. "Whoops. Sorry" I chuckled. "ITS ALRIGHT. IM JUST GLAD I CAUGHT YOU IN THIS TIMELINE" Said Karkat. I nodded and looked out into the horizon. "IM GOING TO OPEN A MEMO. YOU CAN JOIN IF YOU WANT" Said Karkat. "Alright" I said as I went on trollian.

{carcinoGeneticist opened a memo}
CG: HEY EVERYONE. I JUST FOUND GRUTLE. HES ON THE SAME TIMELINE AS ME.
{SlytherinSerpent joined the memo}
SS: Hey guyssss
{PegasusSupreme joined the memo}
{caligulasAquarium joined the memo}
{cuttlefishCuller joined the memo}
CG: WHATS WITH EVERYONE JOINING THIS MEMO AT THE SAME TIME! HOLY SHIT
{ZombieConstrictor joined the memo}
ZC: Who the fu(k are THESSSSE GUYSSSS?
SS: oh sssshit. Leave me alone SssseRpentussss
ZC: Hey little BASSSSTARD
CC: Who t)(e glub are you supposed to be talking to )(I'm like t)(at?!
ZC: HE'SSSS my SSSSTUPID little bro
SS: Ban him pleasssse
{featherdancer joined the memo}
FD: $£rp£n+u$ V|@dimi£r! |£@v£ your bro+h£r @|on£
ZC: Oh SSSSHIT! gotta run!
{ZombieConstrictor banned ZombieConstrictor}
SS: Oh my gog! Thankssss sssso much Panya!!!
CC: Panya!!! It's been so long!!
CA: Hey there Panya!!
CG: OMG!!!! PANYA!!!!! HOLY FUCKING YES!!!!
FD: wo@h!! H£y +h£r£ £v£r¥on£! Ni(£ +o m££+ ¥ou @|| @g@in.
PS: 🐴 Panya!!
FD: H£¥ p£g@$i$. G+g. Figh+ing mon$+£r$
{Featherdancer disconnected}
CG: COME ON GRUTLE. WE GOT SOME WORK TO DO
SS: kk
CG: DONT CALL ME THAT!
{CuttlefishCuller banned carcinoGeneticist}
SS: ssssee you lateR eveRyone
CC: Sea you later
{cuttlefishCuller disconnected}
{PegasusSupreme disconnected}
CA: Grutle wwait
SS: aRe you thissss ERidan that BRooke talked about?
CA: Yes. I'vve got a question
SS: sssspit it out
CA: Don't say a wword to Brooke. I think I might be flushed for her
SS: Lucky tRoll. Sssshe got no matesssspRite.
CA: really?
SS: I'm jusssst heR moiRail. Have fun assssking heR
{SlytherinSerpent disconnected}
CA: sigh
{caligulasAquarium disconnected}