14 questions which I was asked to answer by InsaneFanficReader08

1) Do you like someone? I like many people. Wait, you mean like like? Nobody, then, at the moment.

2) Do they like you back? It is probably true that, at the moment, nobody likes me - so, um, since I like nobody and nobody likes me, then the answer is 'yes'?

3) Middle name? I have two, and they're embarassing and also none of your business, stalkers.

4) Single or taken? I know what you mean, but . . . "single" and "taken" are not actually opposites. Think about it. Anyhow, single. Not that it is any of your business. Stalkers.

5) Girl Best Friend? Even as a kid, I didn't believe in picking one "best" friend. And if I did, I wouldn't tell you stalkers on the internet about it, now would I?

6) Guy Best Friend? See #5, "Girl Best Friend"

7) Fave OTP? See, now this is tough. I mean, it's no fun if I don't pick something controversial, right? But I tend to prefer canonical relationships over fan-preferred couples, as a general rule - and most canonical couples aren't especially controversial. Sigh. However, for the sake of consistency, I am going to repeat something I already said, back in the very first entry in this compendium of lists. It is totally controversial, I swear:

Ludwig von Drake + Matilda McDuck.

So it's a little random, and Disney wouldn't allow Don Rosa to actually include in a comic book, but come on, it makes perfect sense! How else would you fit von Drake, who calls Donald his nephew, into the duck family tree? Plus, they'd be really cute together, trust me.

Apparently it is obligatory to put a picture of the preferred couple onto your Wattpad page at this point. Unfortunately, Google was not obliging today. Thus, I give you them seperately:

First, the Professor, shown here with Walt himself (yes, that Walt). And a peacock, which Wikipedia tells me represents the NBC television network, implying that the image is from 1961's "An Adventure in Color":

And next, Matilda, as a young woman, er, duck, talking to Teddy Roosevelt (yes, that Teddy Roosevelt - in dog form). This is from Don Rosa's The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck, specifically "Chapter 10B: The Sharpie of the Culebra Cut" (which is set some time before the opening of the Panama Canal in 1914, so don't complain that she's too young to marry Ludwig):

See? Both of them hang out with famous people, therefore they're perfect for each other. Right?

8) Last person texted? A co-worker. This question isn't as entertaining as number 7 was.

9) Last song you listened to? Um. The overture from Yeoman of the Guard is playing right now. Finding a good-quality version of the overture on Youtube is pretty much impossible, so here is all of act I. As you might expect, the overture plays right at the start:

https://youtu.be/7XFjjN-JhRg

10) Battery Percentage? Um, this is a desktop computer. So, as long as gravity is still allowing all the hydroelectric generating stations to keep running, 100%. "Yours 'til Niagara Falls", as they say.

11) Lock Screen? I don't know, as I've never bothered to password protect this baby.

12) Reason you're on Wattpad? The sheer, unadulterated, entertainment value. Duh.

13) Birth date? I see we're back to the stalker questions. Let's just say it's a day where a religious person might find the following song appropriate. The actual date is left as an excercise to the reader (but come on, if you actually watch the video, it should be pretty obvious).

https://youtu.be/vbdwoydPktQ

14) Tag 20 people: You all know I don't tag others.