Narrator's POV

"Hey Tony!" Bruce peeked his head on Tony's and Stephen's room.

"What's up?" Tony asked, turning to Bruce. He had a shirt in his hand.

The door to the bathroom opened, and a nicely groomed and clean wizard came out of it. Tony walked over to him; wrapping an arm around Stephen and kissing his cheek.

"I was wondering you wanted to go hang out with Thor and me today." Bruce said.

"I can't today Bruce." Tony said, letting Stephen walk somewhere in the room. "I'm going out with Stephen today." He said.

"It's fine. I understand." Bruce said. "After all, you two-"

"It's okay Tony." Stephen said with his back to Tony. He was looking in his dresser. "You should go with them in fact." He turned to Stephen and Bruce, who were both staring at him, with stacks of old papers in his hands. "I was going to take today as a work break, but I actually need to get this done."

"But you were so excited to go to the park today." Tony said.

"It's fine." Stephen smiled. Suddenly an eyeball with bat wings popped out of the papers. Stephen quickly snatched it out of the air and put it behind his back. He gave Tony and Bruce a nervous chuckle.

"Well, if you say so." Tony said.

"Great." Bruce said. "Come on." Bruce ran down the hall to his room.

"I'll see you in a few hours I suppose." Tony said, going over to Stephen. "I love you." He gave Stephen a quick peck on the lips.

"I love you too." Stephen smiled.

Tony winked at him as he left the room.

"Bruce, wait up." Tony said as he ran into Bruce's room. He came into the room to find three bodies: Bruce, Thor, and oh...Loki. "Is he coming with us?"

"That's a great idea! Loki come with us." Thor said, giving his brother a nudge on the shoulder.

Loki pulled away from his brother and straightened the cuffs of his black dress shirt. "As fun as that sounds, brother, I cannot."

"Why?" Thor asked. "It'll be fun. I promise."

"I have more pressing matters to do." Loki said.

"Oh, come on Rock of Ages. Don't be such a P-Hound." Tony said. Bruce snorted.

Loki looked at Bruce than at Tony. He was offended. "I don't have time for your idiotic games and childish play." Loki walked to the door, stopping by Tony. "Excuse me...peasant." He said before walking out of the door.

"What a dick." Tony said.

"No, his name is Loki." Thor said.

"Come on guys." Bruce said, pushing Thor and Tony out the door. "Let's go do stupid stuff."

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>Knock< >Knock<

"Uh...just a minute." Stephen's voice said as two knocks interrupted the outside of his closed door.

"Stephen. It's me."

There were sounds of glass breaking and paper fluttering. There was loud whirling as well. There was the sound of someone stumbling at the door, but get up. The doorknob twisted and a small crack in the door revealed Stephen. "Loki, hi." He said. He stepped out of the door, quickly closing the door behind him. His hair was messy and he looked like he had been struggling. He had a smug of green on his cheek.

"Hello." Loki inspected him. "Um, is everything alright in there?" He asked.

"Pffft, everything is fine." Stephen waved a hand across his face and gave the fakest laugh ever. His fake laughter stopped and his eyes widen when he heard glass shattering behind the door. "Uuuhhh..." He looked at Loki and twisted the doorknob, not quite opening the door. "Excuse me for a moment."

"Of course." Loki answered.

Stephen smiled at him and went in the room, slamming the door close. Loki patiently waited outside. He looked down at his shiny black shoes, whistling. He heard a loud rumble in the room. He avoided looking at the door. There was more glass shattering. Then came the sound of something heavy hitting the floor. It was kinda hard to try and avoid the noise. There was a loud thud.

Students that walked past the room were giving Loki odd stares and walking slower past him. He just gave them a smile and nodded.

"Hah..." Stephen opened the door. He looked exhausted. A strand of hair fell over his forehead. "You can..." He cleared his throat. "You can come in now." He stepped aside for Loki to come in.

"Oh, um...thank you." Loki came in. The room wasn't a mess, like he was expecting. It was clean. He stopped in front of Stephen and smiled at him. "Here." He said, reaching for the hairs in Stephen's face and put them behind his ear.

"Thank you." Stephen thanked him. Loki walked into the room. Stephen left the door opened. "Please, take a seat." His cloak pulled up a chair for Loki.

"Thank you." He told Stephen and looked at the cloak. He sat.

"Would you like anything?" Stephen said, going over to his dresser and opening the top drawer. He shook a jar and opened it. A hiss so powerful came out of it, it blew his hair back. He closed it quickly. "I'm sure I've got some stuff around here..."

"It's fine Stephen, thank you." Loki said. "I had a good breakfast."

"Are you sure? I could-"

"Stephen." Loki smiled at him. "It's fine."

"Oh, okay." Stephen said, walking over to him. His cloak came to his shoulders and rested there, soon levitating him as he crossed his legs. "So..." Stephen looked around. "What can I help you with today?"

Loki sighed. He took in a deep breath and put his hands together, closing his eyes. "Where do I even start...?"

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"Penis!"

"Penis!"

"PENIS!"

"PENIS!"

Thor and Tony shouted to each other at the grocery store in different isles, eventually getting louder.

"Shh!" Bruce rushed over to Tony. "Tony, shut up!" He said covering Tony's mouth.

Tony laughed and took Bruce's hand off his mouth. "Shhhh." He said and pointed at his hear.

Bruce listened.

"PENIS!" Thor yelled. "PENIS! pEnIs!"

"Oh my god." Bruce shook his head. He walked out of the isle Tony was in and went to get Thor.

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"I can't believe you guys got out banned from that grocery store." Bruce said, stepping into room 205 with Thor and Tony laughing behind them. They stopped when they saw what was going on.

"...then I was always left out. Overshadowed by my brother." Loki said, laying in Tony's and Stephen's bed with his hands put together over his stomach.

"Uh-huh." Stephen nodded, listening to him.

"Did we miss something?" Tony asked.

"You're a very lucky boy, Stark. To have someone like Stephen who listens to everything you have to say must be very pleasing." Loki said staring at the ceiling still.

Stephen blushed. "Oh, Loki."

"I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said me." Tony said.