Ishita : Kittu utho beta jaldi uth

Karthik uth jaata hai but he still in sleep (neend main tha abhi bhi)

K : kya hai ishi maa aapko subh subh uta dete ho neend bhi puri nahi hone dete aap

I : jaldi soya kar kaun kehta hai ki raat raat ke 1 bje tak phone use karne ke liye

Jaa ab dhood lekar aa

Aur aaj phir dhood nahi mila naa toh dekhna aaj

K : okk jaa raha hu

Karthik neeche aa jaata hai

Aur  bench par baith jaata hai aur woh so jaata hai phir se

In police station

Abeer : tumne ek police wale ka purse chori kyu kiya

Girl : maine kaha naa maine chori nahi kiya hai aapko samajh nahi aata kya (chillate hue)

A : chori aur upper se seena chori

Police wale ko attitude

Tum ho kaun

Gussa bhi karti hai aur chori bhi

Girl ajeeb sa muh banna ne laga jaati hai

A : angery + chorni : tum angery chorni ho kya

G :  ji nahi (chillate hue)

A : violent bhi hai yeh toh

Naam kya hai tumhara

G : Mishti ..

Aur nahi main angery ho naa hi chorni

Bas aapke constable ko galatfahmi ho gayi thi unka purse gir gaya tha aur main utha kar dene lagi itne main u hone dek liya aur galat samajh liya aur yaha par daal diya

Abeer : kholo isko bahar nikalo

Mishti bahar aa jaati hai

M : thank you sir mujhe par believe karne ke liye

A : it's okk but mujhe sir mat bolo only Abeer

M : okk Abeer

Dono handshake karte hai

After 10 minutes

Ishita : yeh ladka abhishti tak dhood lekar kyu nahi aaya

Kahi bahar hi toh nahi so gaya

Agar aaj dhood nahi lekar aaya naa toh main iski chapplo se dulayi (pitai) karungi aane do isko ek baar

Karthik uth jaata hai

K oh god main yaha bhi so gaya agar aaj dhood nahi mila toh main gaya aaj

Jaldi uth Karthik beta

Karthik dhood wale ke pass jaata hai

K : bhaiya jaldi dhood daalo

Dhood wala : sir aap phir let ho gaye dhood khatam ho gaya

K : kya

D : haa

Dhood wala waha se chala jaata hai

Karthik waapas ghar aa jaata hai

I : Kittu beta dhood kaha hai

K : yeh lo ishi maa

Ishita get showked

I : yeh kaha se mila

Karthik (in mind) acha hua mujhe woh idea aa gaya

Flashback : Karthik upper aane laga jaata hai

Tabhi dekhta hai ki ek lady ke haath main dhood ki bottle hoti hai woh bhi ulti karke

Karthik ko idea aata hai

Woh dheere se uske pass jaata hai

Aur neeche se dhood ki bottle ka dakkan khulta hai aur saara dhood apne wale main daal leta hai

But uss lady ko pata bhi nahi chalta ki Karthik ne kya kiya hai

Flashback end

K : maa main itna bhi naalyak kaamchor nikkma nahi hu jitna aap ne aur bhai ne samajh rakha hai okk

Ab main jaa raha hu fresh hone aur haa jab tak mera khaana tayaar milna chahiye okk

I : jaa phele fresh toh hoge aaja

In Ishita room

Ishita remember raman

Flashback :

Ishita kitchen main paani pi rahi thi laga tar 2 glass pi gayi thi

Raman waha aata hai

R : ohh Madrashan kitna paani piegi saare delhi ka paani tu hi aaj hi khatam karegi kya

I : aree aap aa gaye

R : nahi meri aatma badak rahi hai ghar main idher udher

Chal room main chalte hai zaroori kaam hai

I : kya kaam hai

R : saare sawal yahi kar legi kya chal mere saath

Raman and ishita dono room main aa jaate hai

Raman ishita ke pass aata hai

I : ohh yeh kaam hai aapka

R : haa apni biwi se romance kar raha hu yeh kaam hi toh har ek

I :koi aa jaaega bachche bhi hai ghar main

R : aane do waise bhi mere pass license hai apni biwi se pyar karne kaa

And they start romance

Flashback end

Ishita rone laga jaati hai

I : kyu raman kyu hum log alag hue kyu aap me uss din mujh par trust nahi kiya ek baar kar liya hota toh aaj hum sab log saath main hote ...

After some time

Karthik bahar aata hai

Aur wahi par naira aati hai

Karthik and naira takkra jaate hai

N : lagta hai tum aaj chasma lagana bhool gaye ho

K : mujhe koi chasma nahi laga hai okk

N : toh phir mujhse takkraye kyu tum

K : main thodi takkraya tha

N : ji nahi tum hi takkraye the

K : acha thik hai main takkraya the mujhe dikhayi nahi deta

Lekin tum to dekher chal rahi thi side hat jaati

Mujhse kyu takkrayi tum

N : woh main jaan puchkar nahi takkrayi thi okkk

K : jaan puchkar nahi takkrayi thi main bhi nahi takkraya tha okk

N : aur yeh mendhak ki tarh tar tar karna band kro

K : tum bhi sherni ki tarah dhadna band karo okk

N : main sherni dikhayi deti hu tumko

K : toh main mendhak dikhayi deta hu tumko

Dono irritate hoge chale jaate hai

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