Patton always loved the idea of soulmates, but he could not find his own.(it's 3am and in these fics there is a soulmate au so I guess I'm doing it too) Everyone else found there soulmates Virgil and his hoodie, Logan and his tie, Roman and his sash, Janus and his hat, and Remus and his deodorant. He always was looking for his soulmate always checking to see if anything or anyone had the same mark on his neck as he did he was a lil desperate ngl. But one day he found a skirt he bought a long time ago and it had the same mark he did a cat paw. He gasped and put it on squealing.
~a month later~

   Patton was hard he went to his skirt and with consent started ramming into it until he came hard.
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(I'm sorry guys gals and non binary pals but yeah bye y'all)