Achille: I WANT SOME SEX NOW!

Patroclo: I have a headache...

Achille: BUT I'M FEELING HORNYYY!

Patroclo: DON'T YOU SAY THAT!

Achille: why?

Zeus: Did anybody say "horny"?

Achille: oh no...

Patroclo: e mo' son cazzi tuoi! Mannaggia a mammt!

(Pat napoletano 2.0)