JANUARY 1ST

Gooooood morning DIANA!

You are tooooo loud!

You can't even hear me, grumpy pants.

My parts are not grumpy. SIR!

Suuuureeee….

Grumpy.

Pants.

You are a child.

Why you so serious today?

Real life is a bitch.

Wanna take your mind off it?

What you got in mind?

You wanna know a secret?

Please and thank you.

I’m Team ZAYN.

GASP. How scandalous!

I know, I know. Im part of the minority.

(:

I made you forget about life being a bitch yet?

Almost.

Heres another secret.

I hate football.

Soooo….

I'm the captain of the football team.

Ugh! Please tell me you are not dating the head cheerleader.

I'm not that cliche. Thank you very much. No… i am not dating the head cheerleader. Mainly because he (yes he) is flamboyantly gay. And no matter how much I adore Wilmer. I just don't swing that way.

Thank you Patrick. You have officially made me forget how much life is a bitch.

It was my pleasure Diana.