Next morning in pandya nivas. (In shiVi's Room)

Sun rays fall on a sleepy face and trying to wake him up but he's not ready to wake up yet...he pulls back the sheets and falls asleep.

Raavi - hmmm...shiva....time dekh ke batana kitna ho raha hai....(in sleepy voice)

Shiva - khud ....dekh ...le nah chipkali....(in sleepy voice)

Outside of the room.

Suman - aree pareshan ho gayi hoon kanta der saal se!!!! Pehle ek bahu thi...lekin ab toh teen - teen hai. Fir bhi majaal hai subha jaldi uth kar koi chai banakar mujhe de!!!!

Inside the Room.

Raavi - hey somnath!!! Itna late kaise ho gaya? Maine toh alarm set kiya tha! ....yeh-issey kisne hataya?

Shiva - abee tuu alarm set karke mere takiye ke neeche kyu rakhti hai? Maine bandh kiya hai....teri wajah se meri kharab ho jaati hai....

Raavi - gadheda! Bhool gaya? Aaj tujhe store ke liye samaan laane jana tha? Issliye lagaya tha alarm...lekin ab hogya nah late? Bhugat ab!

raavi gets up from bed and goes to get ready.
In about half an hour she gets ready and comes to the hall.

Suman - bahu raani aap uth gayi? Aapke liye chai? cofii? Break-fastttt??

Raavi - ka-kaki woh ...jai somnath! Pata nahi woh aaj late kaise ho gaya....

Suman - haa-haan jai somnath! Humare zamaane mein toh hum log saas ke sone ke baad sote the aur saas ke uthne se pehle uthte the....khair tumlog ki nayi gene-rati-on ki bahuyein kahan samjhengi...

Raavi - mmm...main chai banakar laati hoon.

Suman - haan haan Jaaa...aur siva utha?

Raavi - kaki woh ...nahi!

Suman - yeh dekho! Main jaake uthake laati hoon.

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Shiva - raavi mujhe tujhse kehna tha ki....

Raavi - haan shiva bol ...

Shiva - mujhe tu...

Raavi - mujhe tu....kya?

Shiva - mujhe tu.....

Raavi - mujhe tu.....?

Shiva - tuu mujhe....

Raavi - eh mera siva uth nah....

Shiva - raavi main tujhse.....

Raavi - eh siva kya bol Raha hai? Uth nah....

Raavi comes closer to Shiva, Shiva comes closer to Raavi. Shiva grabs Ravi's hands.

Shiva - chipkali tere mulayam komal hath ab buzurg kyu lagne lage hai....? Aaj kal tu apni care nahi karti kya?

Raavi - budhaape mein yahin hota hai siva....

Shiva - tuuu itni jaldi buzurg kaise ho sakti hai chipkali? Abhi tak toh humari kahaani shuru bhi nahi hui hai....

Shiva touches Raavi's cheeks and squeezes her closer to him. And...and...."chattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!". shiva wakes up in a jerk .

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Reality:-
Krish and Raavi rush to Shivi's room, and find Shiva sitting with one hand on his cheek and the other on his chest. He looks shocked and suman was angry.

Krish - maaa mujhe kisi ki haddi tutne ki awaaaz aayi!!!!

Raavi - maaa kya hua aap theek toh ho?

Suman - besarammmmmm!!!! Sharam nahi aati tujhe....kya kar raha tha tuu?

Krish - s-h-i-v-a? Isne kya kiya maa?

Suman - puchh tere pati se....

Raavi - Shiva kya hua maa ko?

Shiva - ahdhknnvvfrfbmmmc....

Krish - achha!!! Tu humare sath dumb charades khel raha hai...rukk main guess karta hoon. Ahmmmm.....tu-"

"Chattttttttttttttttt". Gadheda! Ek biwi ke pichhe lattu! Aur dusre ka toh bachpana hi khatam nahi hua hai....

Raavi - kaki aap mujhe kyu beech mein laa rahe ho? Maine kya kiya ? ( Cutely)

Suman - tere pati se puchh!!!!

Saying this she leaves from there.

Krish - hmmmmm??? Maa ne aisa kyu kahan shiva ki tuu biwi ke pichhe lattu hai? Kuch toh gadbad hai....pata karo daya!

Shiva gets up from the bed and beats Krish by putting him under the blanket.

Shiva - tujhe maine kahan hai nah...chup raha kar samjh nahi aata tujhe??? Gadhede!!!!

Krish - aree shiva kya kar raha hai chhod!!! Raavi bhabhi bachaaaao!!!!

Raavi - shiva chhod!!!! Chhod mere devar ko ....

Shiva stops beating krish .

Krish - hmmmmm....maine kahan toh nahi ruka! Lekin bhabhi ne kahan toh ek baar mein maan gaya...hmmmm!!! Samjh rahe hai, samjh rahe hai.

Shiva - dekh chipkali samjha ke rakh de tere devar ko isko toh main-"

Krish - bhaaaaaaaago!!!!!! ( He runs)

Raavi - bas kar shiva!!! Jab dekho ladai ladai pyaar mohabbat se raha kar nah.....

Shiva - tuuu kiya kar fir.....(in flow)

Raavi - kya?

Shiva - woh...mujhe late ho raha hai main chala nahane.....( He too leaves)

Raavi - gadheda kahin ka!! Iske aate tak iske kapde nikal kar rakh deti hoon....warna fir kitchen se wapas bulaayega mujhe...

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Shiva - mami-ki-behen-ki-beti!!!!! Mere kapde kahan hai???? Kahin raat mein mami ne gehnon ke sath mere kapde toh nahi bhaska liye????

In kitchen.

Dhara - le...aa gaya tere Bhoothnath ka bulawa....

Rishita - jaao raavi....maidan -e - jung ke liye hahahaha...

Raavi too laugh and leave.

Raavi - kya hai???

Shiva - kya-kya hai? Kapde kahan hai mere?

Raavi - dekh wahan par.....

Shiva - aree yahan par maine chaar baar dekh liye hai....-" mil gaye....

Raavi - mujhe pareshan karne ka ek mauka nahi chhodta nah tuu? Saying this she turns to leave...but ...Shiva pins her to the wall Imagine he is shirtless and wet hair wearing only trousers, and holding raavi from her waist .

Shiva - tujhse shaadi karke zindagi bhar tujhe pareshan karne ka subscription liya hai.....

Raavi - haan agar mujhse shaadi nahi hui hoti toh disha ko karta nah itne haqqq se pareshan?

Shiva (in mind) - yeh kahan kahan se uss ladki ka naam le leti hai....mujhe toh yaad bhi nahi rehta uska naam...isse bahut yaad aati hai!

Shiva - tujhe pata hai??? Jabse kanta kaki ne uss wrong direction ka naam liya hai nah? Tab se tuu usse pagalon ki tarah chahne lagi hai...har pal har samay uska hi naam leti hai....

Raavi - main kyu uska naam lungi? Main kyu ussey chahungi?

Shiva - kyuki.... kyuki tuu ussey....(while coming closer to her)

Shiva said dipping low. he looks at Raavi's lips and..and..the very next moment their lips meet.kissing raavi long and hard . Her lips tasted nectarine sweet as he kissed her . His other hand softly brushed against her moon shadow black hair that plunged over her shoulders . His nose lightly touched her delicate button nose . Her enticing , dark brown eyes had drawn him to her from the first day he met her ; her sweet voice had been a bonus . Her soft white skin felt soft to the touch where ever it came in contact with his hard shell . He looked on her mouth wide open . What was happening? She thought . she tries to get shiva away from herself, Shiva understands that Raavi is not ready to do all this. so he stops and say.

Shiva - sorry...woh...woh....

Raavi - ahmm....shiva..woh mujhe aaj college jaana tha!

Shiva - haa-haan ...main aata hoon ready ho kar....

Raavi goes out of the room and starts feeling very happy and blushing, In her stomach as if butterflies are dancing.

Raavi - raavi tuu itni khush kyu ho rahi hai? Kal raat bhi uss wrong direction ka naam sunn kar tujhe gussa aa gaya tha....

Shiva - chalein?

Raavi - ha-haan!!! Bike pe jaayenge nah?

Shiva - nahi! Mami ne woh dahej mein Mercedes di thi nah? Usmein jaayenge....chalein?

Raavi - shiva!!!

Shiva - gadhedi! Bike mein jaayenge Chal.....

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On the way....

Raavi - shiva!!! Tuu mujhe lene aayega nah?

Shiva - nahi chipkali aa toh nahi paaunga! Lekin main krish ko bhej dunga....aur haan agar fees ke liye bole toh bol dena mere husband aa kar fees pay kardenge.....

Raavi - shiva....main kya bol rahi thi...ki...

Shiva - theek se bol. Ghabra kyu rahi hai?

Raavi - nahi matlab main last year mein hoon nah...toh mere saare friends ab kaam karte hai mera bhi mann karta hai...toh kya main bhi....?

Shiva stops the bike in front of tea stall.( MBA chai tapri wala:)

Raavi - kya hua? Dekh agar tuu mana karega toh nahi karungi...koi baat nahi!

Shiva - ehh gadhedi utar....aur aa baith yahan pe chai peete hai uske baad college chalenge...

Raavi - hmmm.

Shiva to a boy.

Shiva - ehh chhotu! 2 mast kadak ilaichi marke....dhoodh waali...kulhad chai leke aaa...."chal watak ke Jaaa aur latak ke Aaaa...."

Raavi smiles.

Raavi - tuuu aur tere ulte pulte tareeke shiva.....

Shiva - haan toh main tere dev jaisa gentleman nahi hoon. Aisa hi hoon...aur aisa hi rahunga!!

Raavi - uska naam lene ki zaroorat nahi thi...pata hai mujhe tuuu kabhi khud ko kisi ke liye nahi change karega! (angry)

Shiva - ehh naraz kya ho rahi ? Tuu jab leti hai mere saamne disha ka naam toh? Tab kya mujhe bura nahi lagta?

Raavi - haan toh dono alag baat hai shiva....disha ko tu janta tak nahi hai! Aur main....-"

Shiva - yahin baat raavi!!!! Ki disha ko main jaanta tak nahi hoon....lekin fir bhi tuu kal se mujhe disha disha karke suna rahi hai....

Boy - bhaiyaaa kulhad waali chai.

Shiva - Yeh le....peele.

Raavi - I'm Sorry shiva! Jab kanta kaki ne disha ka naam liya toh mujhe aisa laga jaise dev ne mujhe rishita ke baarein mein nahi bataya waise hi tuu bhi mujhe....(both look deeply in each others eyes)

Shiva - "disha meri girlfriend nahi hai". Meri zindagi mein sirf teen auratein hai....ek ..

Raavi - teen auratein!!!!!

Shiva - abeee!!! Maa, dhara bhabhi, aur....

Raavi - aur...aur..kaun???

Shiva - " aur tuuu!!!!!". ( Seriously)

Both gets lost in each others eyes.....shiVi bgm.

Boy - bhaiyaaa paise?

Shiva - tip hai Jaaa rakh le ...

Boy - par bhaiyaaa aapne toh paise hi nahi diye....

Both comes in reality.

Shiva - ha..haan yeh le....

Boy - aur bhaiya tip?

Raavi laugh.

Shiva (in mind) - ab biwi muskura rahi hai impression kharab ho jaayega! De deta hoon...

Shiva - yeh le....tu bhi kya yaad rakhega! 500/- rakh!

Boy - thank you bhaiyaaaa....aaj toh apni gf ko pizza khilaunga!!!!

Shiva - ehh idhar aaa....teri bhi girlfriend hai?

Boy - ab woh bhaiya....(shyly)

Shiva - kitni baar kahan hai padhne likhne waalon bacchon ko love lapete mein nahi padhna hai...padhai likhai karo IAS - YAS bano....

Raavi - kya shiva tuu bhi!!! Har kisi ki girlfriend hoti hai iss age mein....

Shiva - mujhe yehsab samjh nahi aata! Tera hogya? Chalein ab?

Raavi - haan chal....(to boy)  Byeee aur haan tumhari girlfriend ko meri taraf se hi bolna.....

Shiva - ehhh itni durr kyu baithi hai? Padosi ke sath baithi hai kya?

Raavi - toh aur kaise baithte hai?

Shiva pulls Raavi close to him, and tells Raavi to hold him tightly...

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In college :-

Raavi - achha shiva byeee.....baad mein free ho kar call karti hoon.....

Shiva - Han...haan byee.
He turns to leave but stops...

Rahul - Hey kat!

Raavi - hi rahul!!! Chalo jaldi class mein chalte hai....

Shiva , like a possessive husband, waits for Raavi to go to her class.

Shiva - kaise dost hai iss chipkali ke....

"Ouchhh!!! Ahh mummma!!!!". Girl.

Shiva - yeh kiski awaaz hai?

Girl - ahhh!!

Shiva - aap...aap theek toh hai....?

That girl gets too happy to see Shiva.

Girl - ahmm...woh..ahh mere pairon mein moch aa gayi hai...

Shiva - yahan toh durr durr tak koi auto bhi nahi dikh rahi hai...aapko jana kahan hai?

Girl - woh kotaariya nivas....

Shiva - ko...taariya nivas??? Kanta kaki ke ghar?

Girl - haan !!!

Shiva - toh chaliye main hi chhod deta hoon aapko! Mera ghar bhi paas mein hi hai....

Girl - aree nahi iski koi zaroorat nahi hai.

Shiva - aree aap chaliye...aaiye...

Shiva picks her up, Prafulla is coming from the other side, she sees them both.

Prafulla - ohh bhyii...mazza aaygya ne...80 rupaye kilo shimla mirch maine 10 rupaye kilo mein leli bhyi...hahaha...

Girl - ahhh...par par main aise aapke sath nahi Jaa sakti kisi ne mujhe aise dekh liya toh?

Shiva - aree kuch nahi hoga ! Aap tension mat lijiye....

Prafulla - Hoooooo......hey mara bhogilal!!!!!!! Yeh rakshas meri phool si bacchi ke hote huye somnath ki galiyon mein salman khan ki tarah ladkiyan god mein utha ke ghum raha hai.....main jaake raavi ko bataungi...par woh gadhedi manegi nahi nah... haan photo kheech leti hoon.

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Precap - raavi goes missing !