Yayayayay another Abridged book I is very happyyyy
That moment when the book you were abridging and the writer disappears
I cri
Evry
Tyme

Oh wait I think I should use no capitals in these notes so I can be as Martini as I can be

there thats better :):):)

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"SOMETHING ABOUT WORDS AND STUFF AND WORSENESS."

Sets was hanging out with his friens at an art place because thats where the cool kidzzz go, because y'know that one song called Cool Kids that was overplayed... Yeah, that one. And also they were gossiping and shit like schoolgirls from Yandere Simulator or something i dunno.

SO

"I liek the hawt guy Jason, like omgggg he's so HAWT. Like the hotness is just." Tyler, was... Well being Tyler and talking about this one guy, he was cool and stuff with wavy fluffy hair (AHHHHHH WAVY FLUFFY HAIR I CANt COPE WITH IT IS SO PERFECT LIKE AHHHH I LOVE WAVY FLUFFY HAIR) and light blue ey- No wait... Orbs? Yeah orbs and Tyler wants to swim in them so yeah. DON'T JUDGE TYLER.

"I guess he's cute but I like the guyyyy um, his names Will i think, I should know this because he's really nice and colourful unlike me and he's cuter then Jason so yeah." Ty sassed but then stopped to add, "I hate everyone."

OH NO TY WE ARE NOT DRAGGING MANGOKIWI REFERENCES INTO THIS BOOK BECAUSE THEN DISPLEASED MITCH AND SASSY JASON WILL ATTACK ME SO SHUT UP. "Jesus, ok fine." Ty huffed.

Anyways Ty was talking about an art guy with curly hair, and it was green because why not and blue eyes. Tyler doesn't want to swim there, he wants to swim in Jason's orbs, not eyes. "Isn't that one of the peeps that hangs out with Setos stalker?" Kyle asked. Kyle smokes stuff (hopefully just tobacco and not cocaine or something except Cocaine by Normy is a good song) and he was ironically listing to the Nightcore version of Cocaine by Normy.

Tyler didn't like Kyle smoking because it might start KYLEing him. "W8 m8.... I have a stalker?" Seto was back into reality because hehe I dont know... He was off in his land of Setsness or something.

And Kyle was doing some weird laugh thing (he was laughing like a goat) and occupied, Tyler slowly took the cigarette out of his mouth, carefully put it onto the ground and... NOT SO CAREFULLY CRUSHED IT WITH HIS CONVERSE BOOT INTO A MILLION TRILLION PEICES AND MADE KYLE SAD. But then Kyle took out another cigarette because he's Kyle. #mlg

"Yeah, so..." Kyle said but then laughed like a goat for two seconds. "Anywayzzz, yeah, there's this guy... Um the art guy who has the gravity hair and won like a bigillion-trillion art awards last term, (AHAHA IM USING TERMS NOT SEMESTERS IM A REBEL) like Bruce or Barak, yeah, he's your stalkity stalker."

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"I am not a stalker!" The guy who we were just talking about like wow, ironic, but his name isn't Bruce or Barak because he is not Obama or my autocorrect. He is Brice. Brice hissed.

Then you had Bonkers or Bonks, Will, and Blue. ALL OF THEIR HAIR WAS PROBABLY DYED EXCEPT FOR BRICE

Poor Brice you are all aloooooone.

Anyways, like any good friens would do, they were teasing Brice about his crush on Sets. Well, the guy he was stalking. And Brice always said he wasn't into him and yadda, yadda, yadda. "You are definitely not a stalker like no siree, you only follow him on every site and have a SHRINE in your bedroom!" Bonkers pointed out.

"Well sheit." Brrice muttered.

SILENCIO FOR LIKE TEN BILLION MINUTES OR SOMETHING I LIKE BIG NUMBERS

"Okkkk fineeee, I may be stalking him..." Brice pouted like the tinie child he was. "But don't tell anyone or i will be sad and cri."

Blue was shaking his head to Shake if Off by Taylor Swift. "Bruh, ok, listen to this... I kno we're probably ghosts or something because no one sees us or knows us, so the gossip wouldn't be right." Blue sighed. "But if we found Mitchell Hughes worshipping Adam Dahlburg every morning and night, then we would be gossip kings!"

"Wow, Blue, how rude... You know i am queen." Bonkers crossed her arms.

"Yeah, whatever, anyways they leik you and shit so you can find out stuff." Blue wiggled his eyebrows like Steven did in that one episode, Future Vision.

So the popular guys leik BRICE as Blue said (they were Mitch, Jerome, Adam and Jason (remember, Tyler wants to swim in Jason's orbs)) but Brice watched Mean Girls a lot so he was hoping it wasn't gonna be like that. Becuz they were pretty cool and they are important to a plot.

Jason was a puppy but not like Johnny Cade in the Outsiders, so they called him a rabbit instead, because he has huge, kawaii orbs that Tyler wants to swim in, and he twitches his nose like me sometimes. (omg twinsies!1!!!1!) Then Mitch imitated him and then Adam said something very inappropriate and then Jerome punched Adam and Adadadadam would punch back and then a fite happened like holy crap guys, mean much. So then Brice questioned his life because why did he hang out with them, because holy crap they swore and fought to much.

But then Brice watched Jason play Yandere Simulator and Jason muttering something about "Senpai notice me... Omg ill kill you you're not gonna get senpai, if you do I swear to god..." So brice was wondering why he hung out with them, beca- WAIT SHIT I ALREADY SAID THAT DAMMIT.

But then Brice had a flashy flashback or vision when he laughed and talked to his friens. His irl friens becaUSE FREEEEENNNNSSSHHHHEEEEEEEPPPPP! And then brice was a jerk- WAIT NO BRICE IS TINIE LIKE LINGUINE. ANYWAYS, he abandoned his actual friens for the popular kids because Mean Girls. Oh and right when I turn the page of the actual book it talks about cliché high school movies when like the most generic popular names are like Jessica, Brianna and Kyra. (omf those are all names from my school) So yeah. At lunch he used to draw with his fellow nerds. They would put a piknic table in a tree and they would draw stuff. Then BRRICE had another flashback and remembered all the tymes they had together. Brice cryed. (hahahaha Mitch tyme XD)

DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNNNNNN! You're now a dickhead!

Wowowowow great job there.

"Tell Seto something, I dont kniwvif what andvyifiyoutxfuoxljgx." Brice had no idea what to dooooooo. Because he wanted to keep stalking Sets because BRICE leiks sets and Sets is a fineass hottie to BRICE.

"Bruh, we all know you still wanna stalk him and write creepy fanfiction, like holy crap Brice, why did we show you Wattpad..." Weed grinned. "Also I heard you worship him with songs, drawings and other crap like that so."

And Brice started turning pure red like Violet turned blue when she chewed the gum and she turned into a blueberry except brice just turned red and he didn't turn into a strawberry or something. Like jesus imagine that. Seto X Strawberry Brice XD

ANYWAYS

Then Bonkers hugged Brice but JESUS BONKS YOU ALMOST KILLED HIM LIKE WHEN YOU LET GO HE WAS TWITCHING. But thankfully Silver came along and used his living battery powers and helped brice not dai. Now we all know who the hero is! Its... KYLE. #mlg

After Brice wasn't unconcious anymore, well Bonkers was in his hair, but don't question that. So Blue said, "Hey, so I'm very smrt and I kno how you will talk to Sets."

Then Brice had a spasm. He was ok doing the stalking thing, planning to murder everyone else who likes Seto like Yandere-Chan would murder everyone who likes senpai, planning their wedding and all of their sixteen kids names, but talking? Talking is one of the most difficult things to dooooooooooo. "Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu." Brice said. "I won't do the- can't do- uh...." BRICE can't talk that well.

Bonkers sighed very loudly. She was still in brices hair. "Oh, by the way, your hair smells good." Then Bonks did some ninja moves and got out of his hair. NINJA BONKERSSSSSS.

Willililililililiaaaaaam stuck his face in Brices hair to get his attention. "So here is teh planm." He threw Sets planner at brice. "I stole this so sets has some class and you and bonkers the ninja are in a class near him so you give him the planner and say somes stuff and TA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Brice shoved the planner in his shirt. And then the bell rang. So then Bonkers and Brice skipped off to class, "WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE SORCERER THE WONDERFUL SORCERER NAMED SETO AKA SETS."

~~~~~~~~~~~~ LINES

Sets screamed and lit on fya because sets won't look smrt if he doesn't have his plannewr. Some random guy named Ryan splashed Seto with water and then sets punched him. That's when BRICE slowly came up to him and slowewwwwlujjjiiiuyyyyyyyyyy poked him on the forehead.

Sets didn't notice because sets hates the worlgd. "HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEeeeeeee " BRICE screamed.

''AHHHHH HOLY CRAP JESus." Sets lit on fya again.

Hahahahahhahahahhahahahahhshshhajsjsnjajhsbwg I'm not writing the description because laziness. But Sts thought he was cute WOW IRONIC. "WHAT XO YOU WANT?!" Sets said loudly.

Brice ffell over so sets felt bad. But then BRICE gave sets his planner. "Ohohoh ok thanks." Sets said. He went through it and someone scrolled 'SETS THE WONDERFUL SORCERER OF OZ' and sets had a spasm.

"I found this, and I is the all majestic fabuloussssss brrrriiiiccceeeeeeeeee." BRICE said.

"BRICE Purton?" Seto asked.

"HGDSUB GB YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?!?!?!?!" Brice had another spasm.

"MBOHMYGOD YOU ARE MY STALKER?!" Sets screamed.

Brice was gonna cri. Josie was so amazed by how Brice wanted to cri. WOW JOSIE TAKE MY IPAD, RUDE. "Oh whoops sorry my frien told me that you're my stalker and I dont think youre that bad soooooo do you stalk me?" Seto asked.

Brice wanted to dai right there but then Silver would come back. "IM SORRYYYYYYYYYY."

And then Bonkers came back and ninjaed into Brices hair. "And now I is gonna talk. I'm so weird. Like I'm a stalker and I'm like Yandr- um, never mind that and I'm known very littly because of aret. So I saw you and a few other people in shirts that said, 'We are so Gayyy' and sang a song about how gay you guys are... But you are a gr8 singer and now I'm obsessed... I fell in love and I did some very dumb things..."

Sets wasn't that gud at listing but he kinda heard what BRICE was saying. Brice stalked him, told him about being obsessed with him and now sets was gonna have a spasm but he didn't so that's good.

THEN THE BELL RANG AGAIN

RUDE

Anyways

Bonkers ninjaed into class and sets grabbed brrice and he dragged him away. "SETO-SENPAI-SAMA-kUN WHAT ARE YOU DOIMG?!?!?!"

"Sssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we're skipping the rest of school." Sets grinned like Chara from Undertale.

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wwowow that took less time then I thought
and 1866 words not including this note XD

was this longer then the first chappie Martini?

i think ninja-bonkers, sets is smart, mlg kyle, tyler swimming in jasons orbs and whatever else I said too much may stay XD

that moment when you wrote out the whole description of this book deletes itself
wow thanks wattpad

stay weird,
ri