Patton is singing

Well hello my name is Patton, and I'm a special dog! I live in the mind palace and me favorite things a hug! I love to eat big cookies! And my friends say I'm good fun! But the one thing that I cannot do is I can't fecking run.

I'm bouncing, flouncing, falling all around the show. Rolling, Bowling, it seems that I'm a flop.

I've got a brother, Logan, a glasses wearer like me! Thomas says he's a "lap dog" as he's never off his knee! He runs just like a bullet that's been fired from a gun! And he's tried his best to teach me but I still can't fecking run!

I have another brother, Virgil, a laid back dog is he! I love to cuddle up to him and he cuddles up to me! He's pretty good at running, and he sure do you no harm! Unless you try to take his stick then he'll rip off your arm!

Now my final brother, Roman, a pedigree is he! He won a puppy training prize in 2003! But he can run like billy-o! Flies up and down the hill! If I tried that, I'd fall quite flat. Myself I'd surely kill!

There's a moral to thus story.

For happy still am I! 💙

Just because I cannot run,

No reason for to cry!

I love me life!

I love me house!

And I love me famILY!

And the thing that makes it all ok,

My famILY loves meeee! ☺💙