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Tooth: Finally! I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself! And I'm gonna teach something relevant. Something modern! The internet! The internet is really really greeeat!

Pitch: for porn.

Tooth: I've got a fast connection.. So I don't have to wait!

Pitch: for porn.

Tooth: huh?

Tooth: there's always some new site-

Pitch: for porn.

Tooth: I browse all day and night!

Pitch: for porn!

Tooth: it's like I'm surfing at the speed of light...

Pitch: for porn!

Tooth: Pitch!

Pitch: the internet is for porn!

Tooth: Piiitch!

Pitch: the internet is for porn!

Tooth: what are you doing?!

Pitch: why d'you think the 'net was born? Porn porn poooorn!

Tooth: Pitch!

Pitch: oh! Hello Tooth fairy!

Tooth: you are ruining my song!

Pitch: oh I'm sorry! I don't mean to!

Tooth: well if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish?

Pitch: okie dokie.

Tooth: good!

Tooth: I'm glad we have this new technology!

Pitch: for porn!

Tooth: ugh...

Tooth: which gives us untold opportunity!

Pitch: for porn! Oh- sorry-

Tooth: from your own desktop..

Pitch: for-

Tooth: you can research browse and shop! Until you've had enough and you're ready to stooopp!

Pitch: for porn!

Tooth: Pitch!

Pitch: the internet is for porn!

Tooth: nooo.

Pitch: the internet is for porn!

Tooth: Pitch.

Pitch: I'm up all night honking my horn to porn porn poooorn!

Tooth: that's gross! You're a pervert!

Pitch: ahhh sticks and stone Tooth fairyy~

Tooth: no! Really! You're a pervert! Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet!

Pitch: ohhh?

Tooth: what?

Pitch: you have NO *IDEA* Ready normal people?

Bunny: ready

Jack: ready!

North: ready!

Pitch: let me hear it!

North, Jack, and Bunny: the internet is for porn!

Jack: sorry Tooth!

N,J,&B: the internet is for porn!

Jack: I masturbate!

Pitch: all these guys unzip their flies for

P,N,J,&B: Porn porn poooorn!

Tooth: the internet is *NOT* for porn!

P,N,J&B: Pooooorn! Poooorn-

Tooth: HOLD ON A SECOND!

Pitch: what?

Tooth: now I happen to know for a fact that *you*, Bunny, check your portfolio and tradestocks online!

Bunny: that's correct.

Tooth: and North! You buy things on amazon.com!

North: sure.

Tooth: and Jack. You keep selling your possessions on eBay!

Jack: yes I do!

Tooth: and Sandy. You sent me that sweet online birthday card.

Sandy: true!

Pitch: oh but Tooth. What do you think they do *after*? Hmmm~?

Men: *chuckling*

Bunny: yeah.

Tooth: EWWWWWWWW!!

Men: the internet is for porn!

Tooth: gross!

Men: the internet is for porn!

Tooth: I hate porn..

Pitch: grab your dick and double click for-

Men: porn porn pooorn!

Tooth: I *hate* men.

Men: poooorn! Poorn-

Tooth: I'm leaving!

Men: pooorn poooooorn!

Tooth: I hate the internet... Ugh!

Men: porn poooorn pooorrn!

Pitch: the internet is for-

Men: internet is for Porn!!