Lol, I was in the restroom and got this idea lol...  

amazing things happen when you're in the restroom 

anyway, quick chapter-

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Peter Parker: hmm...* looks like he nearly woke up*

Felicia Hardy: wow, parker you look like shit- had a fun night last night?~

Peter Parker: I hated it.

Felicia Hardy: Why? 

Peter Parker: imma makes something clear... This is the last time I'll ever go to a party! AND! the last time I'll EVER drink!!

Felicia Hardy: omg...-What happened last night?- where did you wake up? the subway?

Peter Parker: On a bed.

Felicia hardy: That's good-

Peter Parker: a STANGER BED!

Felicia hardy: well a bed, a bed... what happens?

Peter Parker: I had an argument with a lamp, Started a riot with a group of the neighbor dogs, AND! yelled in front of the whole school "FUCK ME DADDY HARRY" while taking off my clothes- In front of harry for god sake!? *blushes full-on red* 

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Felicia hardy: who bed was it again?-

Peter Parker: I-.....*realizes as he once again blushes full-on* oh my- 

Felicia Hardy: Well Peter parker...* pats his shoulder* at lest you wish came true~

Peter Parker: I-I-...*Harry comes out of the room with his hair messed up* 

Felicia Hardy: morning har har, 

harry Osborn: morning Felicia...*yawns* morning Bebe, imma go to the restroom *about to leave but stops halfway* 

- Oh! Also, Pete,  I want you in bed, ready. when I come back, got it?

Peter Parker: y-yes sir...

Felicia hardy: well, I won't disturb you guys anymore! I and MJ are gonna be out today and won't be coming back until tomorrow- 

Good luck spider*whispers as she laughs away* 

Peter Parker: 0//o

Harry Osborn: don't think I forgot the little show you did for me last night Bebe,* pulls peter closer to him* I'm gonna make you pay, all. day. long~

*kisses peter* You better be ready*leaves*

Peter Parker: .....Yup, it's settled I'm NEVER drinking- AGAIN.-

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Me: AND! that's how your parents became a couple:D

Normie: O=o

May: 0-0

Benjamin: I hate it when you tell me how I was made.

Me: Na you love it.

Ben: No I'm sure I don't-

Me: ANYWAY- That's all for tonight:D 

A requested will be up tomorrow! until then!