Harry Osborn: *Holds the door open for peter* After you

Peter Parker: No after you 

Harry Osborn: I insist, after you

Deadpool: *pushes past both of them* After me

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Peter Park: *knock of Harry's door* 

Harry osbron: who is it?

Peter parker: it's us, we just wanna talk

Harry Osborn: how many are there?

Peter Parker: two 

Harry Osborn: then talk to each other

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Peter Park: You should try and be more positive

Harry osborn: ok 

harry osborn: prontons 

Peter parker:

Harry osborn: 

Peter parker: why did i marry you again? 

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Miles morales: can I have that doughnut? 

Harry Osborn: no. I licked it it's mine.

Miles morales: the can I have that ice cream? 

Harry osborn: no. I licked too 

*Miles looks over at peter* 

Harry Osborn: I licked him too. 

Peter parker: *sweats* 

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Peter parker: so I've been thinking and I've decided that we should get married! 

Harry osborn: ok but I have to propose 

Peter parker: But what if i propose?

Harry osborn: I would say no 

Peter parker: and I would kill you:D so, 

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Peter parker: what do you call a friendly cleanser?

( their future kid)Normie: I get you, not another dad joke.

Peter parker: *windsideld laughs* sope.

(future kid)Normie: I-

(future kid) Normie: I actually like this one.

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Peter parker: Harry, come on don't be upset. I really need your help. *bleeding from his side *

Harry osborn: why don't you go ask your friend, deadpool, you fucking cheater.

deadpool:

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Harry osborn: Hey, could you give me a hand?

Peter Parker: sure 

*peter grabs harry's hand* 

Harry osborn: you know that's not what I meant but i love you too. 

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That's it:)

not mine, just ideas I found these and I loved then. should I draw them I started to have some free time:) 

also I cut my finger by playing with a razor. Don't play my children. danger, you will bleed a lot.

The quote of the day: "forget the ones that forget you"