"I want to do bad things to you," Peter says, a smirk on his lips and his normally whiskey colored eyes shinning a vibrant green.

"Like what?" Says the villain, a malicious and seductive grin on their face.

"Like..." Peter begins, "BREAK YOUR FUCKING NECK."

Crack.

—

As a majority of the Avengers talked to each other after a three week long mission, Peter became fed up with the fact that he couldn't read his book in peace.

"You all make me so angry so quickly, it's quite remarkable," Peter stated, causing Natasha, Loki, and Bucky to high five him.

—

"So," A random intern, possibly by the name Flash, began talking as Peter was rapidly clicking the elevator button, "we're friends right?"

"What the fuck? What do you mean we're friends? This is literally the first time we've met?"

Flash gained an offended look, "I've been talking to you the whole time you were in the city?"

—

"NONONONO. DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE PUT THE SPOON IN THE MICROWAVE!"

"There he goes."

Beep beep beep beep beepBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP BOOM

"I regret nothing."

Sorry for the short ass updates, my mental health has been slipping and my schedule is busy as fuck. I'm in the process of making a few chapters, but don't expect them too quick.

You also have an option for the next ships I use for a specific part two of a chapter!

-Peter X Ned

-Peter X Wade

-Aromantic Peter

-Peter X Loki