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Peter had left a but of his darker brown hair dye in his hair after a mission with his mom, Natasha, and went into school like that the next day. His school was quite religious at the time, even though almost none fo the school was Christian.

Walking into his religion class, he sat down and waited for role call.

You see, the religion teacher, Mr. Johnson, has what is known as a monobrow. He looks absolutely terrible, but no one has the guts to say anything about it because he would talk about how "God expects them to be kind to all," etc.

"... Peter Parker," Mr. Johnson called.

"Here," Peter states lowly.

The male teacher looks over at Peter before exclaiming, "What the hell did you do to your hair?"

"What the hell did you do to your eyebrow?"

Peter was sent outside of the classroom.

When Peter came back inside, Mr. Johnson asked everyone what monotheism was. Peter sat in his seat before raising his hand. Mr. Johnson sighed, "Yes, Mr. Parker?"

"It means a religion that worships one god because mono means one as in monobrow."

Peter was sent outside of the classroom again.