We decided we would join together

but you never entered the door

Instead, you called me every week

and I knew exactly what for

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You asked me how I did on the scale

and what the leader said to the group

Then you surely showed me

just how low you could stoop

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Asking me to make copies

of the booklets that they give

is a troubling memory

I'm sadly forced to relive

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You tried to be on Weight Watchers through me

so your money can stay firmly in hand

How you have any friends at all

is something I'll never understand