I don't waffle, so hear me out

I butter know what I'm talking about

I never sausage a beautiful sight

Eggstra lovely in the right light

Dot your eye and cross your tea

That Honey Bun is meant for me

Hi there, sweetie, the name's Jack

Flap's my nickname from way back

"Nice to know ya but I'm already taken

He makes me happy, my thick-sliced bacon"