Dark chocolate bunnies are smooth with the chicks

You know what they say about the size of their cliques

The head of this basket is a dude named Rabbie

He's tall and stylish; not too shabby

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"Hey Baby," he said to Missy Pink, "I haven't seen you in years,

Tell me whatcha been doing, you know I'm all ears"

My man Egbert took Missy Blue for a roll in the grass

Now I feel like a loser; a total jackass

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"Hey, hey, sweetie, don't you worry about a thing

Don't ruffle your feathers or start flapping your wing

New eggs came in, they're cool and they're fresher

Old Egbert must have cracked under pressure"

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Rabbie, do me a solid, let the egghead think we're randy

Take me out on the town; I'll be your arm candy

"Sure thing, Pink, I've already got the bow tie

But you can't reach my arm, so grab hold of my thigh"