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Chapter 17

Silva : "Why are you all in my house?"

Rias : "Oh we're sorry, (Y/N) said it was okay to come over"

The silver haired woman glares at Rias and approaches her, before landing a powerful slap to her face, knocking the Gremory heiress down to the floor. Asia and the rest of the devils are shocked at her actions until Silva begins to sob.

Silva : "My son is dead, saying he gave you permission means you don't know him at all"

Rias peerage quickly head over to their fallen king, who's shedding a few tears of her own. Seeing this made Issei angry and he confronts Silva.

Issei : "What the hell is your problem lady!? What she said is true! (Y/N) gave us permission!"

Silva clenches her fist and punches Issei right in the gut, making him wheeze and collapse to the ground. Koneko stands in front of Issei defensively as Asia goes over to heal him. Once Silva saw the glowing green light coming from Asia, she backs away.

Silva : "So you're not normal brats, and I thought I could live a quiet life with my only family, but not all dreams come true"

From her hand, she spawns a golden magic circle residing within her palm, making Rias and Akeno's eyes widen.

Rias : "That magic circle, she has a sacred gear?!"

Kiba : "What are we dealing with Rias? I've never seen that kind of magic before"

Rias : "It's fairy magic"

Silva : "Balance Breaker Celestial Flower Armour!"

A golden light blinds everyone's eyes as pieces of armor surrounds Silva's body. Once they were able to see, the devils look up to see a golden armored knight wielding a sword wrapped in glowing light blue vines standing before them.

Rias : "Oh great"

~Somewhere Else~

After leaving your apartment, you were looking down at your phone while walking towards your house. When detect presence went off, you look down an alleyway to see a gray haired cat with an O branded on its forehead staring right at you. For some reason, when you used observe on it everything came out as questions marks. You just stare at the cat as it stared back at you.

(Y/N) : "Wanna treat?"

??? : "No thank you"

Your eyes widen at the cat who just spoke without moving its mouth, plus it was a cat!

(Y/N) : "D-did you just talk?"

??? : "Yes, it has been a while hasn't it?"

(Y/N) : "Do-do I know you?"

??? : "Not in this form, I am the one who granted you life once again"

(Y/N) : "O-o-observer?!"

Observer : "Correct"

(Y/N) : "How are you here? And more importantly, WHY ARE YOU A CAT?!"

Observer : "Explaining things would be a waste of time and I don't have too much of that, I wanted to speak with you about something"

(Y/N) : "What is it?"

Observer : "After watching you defeat the Riser fellow, I heard the one called Sirzechs offer you something"

(Y/N) : "Yeah, he said he's going help me locate the person I want"

Observer : "This person is Barqiel correct?"

(Y/N) : "Yeah, I'm going to kill him for what he did"

Observer : "I'd like for you not to do that"

(Y/N) : "What? Why?!"

Observer : "Ever since I heard there was an underworld here, I've been waiting for the time you would explore it and learn everything you could, but since it seems that might prove difficult, so I needed to speak with you directly in this form as I cannot bring my true being to this realm"

Observer : "I'd like for you to change your request, tell Sirzechs you wish to study everything you can about devils and their society"

(Y/N) : "What?! What about Bar-"

Observer : "I have already taken that into consideration, seeing how losing your mother affected you greatly, I knew you would not change your mind so easily, so I decided to offer you something in exchange for this request"

(Y/N) : "And that is?"

Observer : "I've brought the mother you left behind into this universe, her memories of you were restored and existence erased in the other universe" 

(Y/N) : "What are you saying? My mother's alive?!"

Observer : "Yes, now I believe this will a fair trade, gain knowledge about devils and your mother comes back, now I must go, my time in this realm is fading"

He turns to walk away, but you call out to him.

(Y/N) : "Wait!"

Observer turns around and looks up at you.

(Y/N) : "Thank you, for everything, you don't know how much this means to me"

Observer then looks away from you.

Observer : "In the words of your dragon friend, gay"

And with that, his body disappears and turns into small particles of light which flew up into the atmosphere. You just shake your head, smile and stare up at the sky.

(Y/N) : "You dick"

With this knowledge, you quickly head over to your house and feel magic being thrown around the entire building. When you reach your house, you felt a sound proof barrier around it. So you place your palm against it.

(Y/N) : 'Dispel!'

The barrier shatters and you see a large streak of black and red magic coming right at you. Putting up both hands in front of your body, you catch the stray magic attack and crush it between your palms. Now entering the house, you find everything inside destroyed with Issei, Kiba and Koneko on the ground beaten black and blue. Koneko is the only one conscious and weakly looks up at you.

Koneko : "Help...."

Quickly approaching their beaten bodies, you summon a guardian circle to heal their wounds. One by one, they slowly start to getting up, but were still hurt badly.

(Y/N) : "What happened?"

Issei : "Your mom, she just got mad and beat our butts, now I know where you get your ass kicking skills from"

You grab Issei's shoulder and stare at him.

(Y/N) : "Where is she?"

Koneko : "Upstairs, facing Rias and Akeno together, we had Asia hide in the closet over there"

She points to a closet blocked with debris, you clear it up and open the door to find Asia holding her legs in fear. Once she sees you, she jumps and wraps her arms around you and sniffles.

Asia : "I knew you'd come, I just knew you would"

(Y/N) : "There there, just stay with the others and I'll take care of this"

Asia nods and goes over to the other devils, healing their wounds. You head upstairs and see Rias being choked by the golden armored individual. You use observe.

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Silva (L/N), Silent Silver

Gender - Female

Level - 82

Age : 199

Class - Elemental Weaver

Status : Alive

Race : Human/Fairy Hybrid

Sacred Gear : Celestial Bloom

HP - 28,176/30,340

MP - 18,731/24,204

STR - 86 (+70)

END - 79 (+65)

AGI - 87 (+135)

INT - 135 (+74)

WIS - 123  (+65)

LCK - 96 (+69)

Weakness : Seals

Strong Against : Elemental Magic, Swords

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You breathe in deeply and exhale.

(Y/N) : "Mom"

Still scowling, Silva turns to face you for a second before turning back to Rias, but she quickly takes another look at you, this time more closely, after a few seconds of examining you she drops Rias and gasps.

Silva : "(Y/N)? You're alive?"

(Y/N) : "Yeah, let me give momma bear a hug"

Deactivating her balance breaker to reveal her crying her eyes out, Silva walks towards you and gives you the strongest hug she's ever given you. Over and over again, she kept repeating, 'you're really alive,' while brushing your hair and sobbing. After a few minutes of this, Asia and the others downstairs come up and see your mother's room destroyed, with Rias and Akeno still on the ground.

Issei : "Sooo......... We up for this next week?"

Koneko smacks Issei behind the head.

Issei : "OW!"

Since the house was a wreck, you asked Rias and the rest to go to your apartment for the meeting instead. Clearly angry at being attacked after being given permission to enter your home, you offered her and the rest of her peerage some enchanted rings. You gave Rias and Akeno gold emerald rings enchanted with fortify destruction and max magic, Kiba a silver ruby enchanted with one handed and healing rate increase, Koneko a gold sapphire ring enchanted with fortify unarmed and stamina, Issei a silver amethyst ring with fortify health and resist magic. Since you didn't want Asia to be left out you gave her a gold diamond necklace enchanted with Fortify restoration and magic.

They all inspected the jewelry closely and praised the craftsmanship and could feel magic radiating from the jewels.

Rias : "This is amazing, how did you obtain such exquisite magic jewelry?"

(Y/N) : "Made it myself, both the jewels and the enchantments"

Akeno : "Wow, you keep getting impressive everyday, makes me wonder what else you're capable of"

Rias : "Indeed, you could make a fortune selling this kind of jewelry in the underworld, are you interested in making a fortune?"

(Y/N) : "Nah, I prefer my own way of making money"

(Y/N) : 'Grinding in a dungeon earns me money and exp'

Rias then coughs and puts on the ring.

Rias : "These are acceptable, we'll be going now"

She quickly leaves the room, walking over rubble and destroyed furniture in her way. Asia also went with them, because....

Asia : "Your mom's scary"

That was understandable because ever since your brother died she's been very overprotective. Now that she's back and nothing's going to take you away from again. As the both of you sat on her destroyed bed, the roof suddenly collapses making the two of you deadpan.

(Y/N) : "They wouldn't have been a challenge, did you really have to destroy the house in the process?"

Silva : "I was mad"

You sigh and rest your head in her lap.

(Y/N) : "I missed you"

Silva : "So did I, for some reason I couldn't remember you for about two months but something inside me knew I was missing an important piece of my life and I was always bothered by it, but that doesn't matter anymore I don't care if this is real or not, I'm going to stay with you again"

(Y/N) : "People think your dead, what are you going to do about that?"

Silva : "I'll contact one of my friends, I'll have a new identity by the end of the week"

You look at her with a deadpan.

(Y/N) : "I feel like you've done this before"

She smiles at you.

Silva : "Its not the first time"

The two of you remained quiet for a while before you spoke up again.

(Y/N) : "So, you have a sacred gear?"

Silva : "Yes, it first showed up when I was very young, since you know about sacred gears I suppose you know about the existence of the supernatural, right?"

(Y/N) : "I've known ever since I was taken out of the hospital and lost all this weight"

Silva : "Oh, I never complimented you on your massive weight loss, I almost didn't recognize you, but how I could I never forget that wittle baby face"

She pinches your cheeks like a parent would a child but you push her hand away and stand up facing away from her.

(Y/N) : "Mom, you can't be doing this anymore, ever since you left I've been taking care of myself, so please don't treat me like a kid anymore"

Silva : "I-I understand, I'll treat you more like a grown up, you're at that age"

She shrugs and smiles at you as another piece of roof crashes down on the floor, making you sweatdrop.

(Y/N) : "What are you going to do about the house?"

Silva : "I'll handle everything from here, you go and have fun with your supernatural friends"

(Y/N) : "Alright then, see you later"

From a hole in her bedroom, you jump outside and take to the skies with your demon wings in the direction of your apartment.

(Y/N) : 'I'll keep my race a secret for now, won't know how she'd react if she discovers I'm not human'

After a few seconds of flying, you land just outside your front door and enter to see everyone inside, Rias and her peerage, Robin, Lucina and the kids along with Kirin and Nargacuga. Morgan and Mark immediately stand up and rush towards you with a smiles their faces.

Morgan : "Dad is it true Grandma's here?"

Mark : "Can we meet her?"

(Y/N) : 'Oh crap'

~Somewhere Else~

Using magic to clean up all the debris, your mom suddenly gets a feeling someone's talking about her.

Silva : "Seems (Y/N) is talking about me, I'll go over to him once I finish up here"

~Back with (Y/N)~

(Y/N) : "Sure, but I'd have to hide Robin first"

Robin looks at you confused.

Robin : "Is there a reason I should hide?"

(Y/N) : "Yes, for one, my mother is extremely over protective and she dotes on me constantly, if she found out we have two kids together without being married, she'd throw a fit"

Robin : "Oh please, she can't be that bad right?"

She looks at the devils who just laugh nervously or look away from her. She then looks at you.

(Y/N) : "I suggest visiting Chrom for a bit until my mother-"

*Knock* *Knock*

Silva : "(Y/N), I'm here to see you~"

(Y/N) : 'HOW IS SHE ALREADY DONE!?'

Morgan : "Grandma!"

She immediately opens the door and sees the smiling silver hair woman looking down at her.

Silva : "Well aren't you a cutie pie, can you call over (Y/N) for me"

Morgan : "Okay, but first are you really my grandma?"

*CRACK*

You could literally hear Silva's mind break upon hearing those words. She stood there with a shocked expression as you slowly approach the door and close it on her. Upon locking it, her hand came bursting right through the door and grabs the door handle from the other side.

Rias : "I'm out"

Kiba : "Me too"

Akeno : "Yup"

Issei : "Ditto"

They all turn around to see the window on the opposite side of the room open, the devils take a peek outside and see Koneko already running away. The devils teleport away using a magic circle leaving you alone with the girls, and kids as Silva nearly breaks the door down as she enters.

Silva : "GRANDMA!?"

Asia : "I'm going to hide in my room now"

She quickly leaves with Lucina, Kirin and Nargacuga in tow. Explaining the situation as best as you could, Morgan and Mark started tugging at her shirt. Silva looks down at their cute faces and feels her heart beat rapidly.

Silva : "These two are so adorable!"

She gives them both a hug and they return it. You sigh in relief and tell Robin it's safe to come out. She hid behind you as soon as your mother's hand went through the door. While gushing over Morgan and Mark, you explain to your mother what your relationship with Robin is and how those two are your children from the future. Silva didn't seem to care about how they came here, only that they're her grandchildren and she loves them. However...

Robin : "Hello there mother"

Silva looks at Robin with a smile and grabs both of her hands.

Silva : "Hello dear, so you're the woman my son is going to spend the rest of his life with, I hope you know what'll happen if you do anything to hurt him...."

She begins to tighten her grip on Robin, who tries her best to hide the pain, but soon cries out once she goes to her knees. You immediately come over and help release her hold to attend to Robin's injuries.

(Y/N) : "I tried to warn you"

Silva then begins to head out the door.

Silva : "Although I missed the wedding, I'll still get you both a present"

Robin : "We actually haven't been mar-"

You immediately cover her mouth, but Silva knew what she was going to say and quickly cocked her head around to show the dark emotions in her eyes.

Silva : "Come again?"

(Y/N) : "Hey kids how about you go with Grandma and get some ice cream, I'll buy here you go"

You hand Morgan and Mark money and shove them and your mother outside the house before closing the door on them. You lean your back against the door and slide down to sit on the floor. Robin sits down next to you and leans her head on your shoulder.

(Y/N) : "Welcome to the family, it sucks and you're going to love it"

Robin giggles.

Robin : "I suppose I will, but please don't ever leave me alone with her"

(Y/N) : "Gotcha"

 The both of you talked about your childhood for about an hour until the three came back, happily licking their ice cream cones. What you didn't know was that Silva brought the kids to your house and picked up a photo album of when you were young. This was also the time the rest of the girls came out and happily tease you about a photo of you running naked around the house when you were three.

You were currently in the corner of the room, burying your head in you knees.

(Y/N) : "I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life"

Robin : "Aww, he looks so cute~"

Silva : "I know right, now look at this photo"

Asia : "Oh my"

(Y/N) : "Ah screw this I'mma head out!"

Kirin : "Aww, Master's so embarrassed"

Kirin laughs at you as a tick mark appears on your head. So you look at Nargacuga and nod, making her do the same and smack Kirin on the back of the head. You head over to your room and place your ps4 in your inventory before putting on a coat and head out. A few minutes of walking through the cold, you stop at a bench in the park nearby and sit down while opening your stats.

(Y/N) : "I should really spend some of my points, well seeing as it's almost the end of the month my monthly gift will pop up so I'll raise my luck first"

LCK - 117 ---> 150

[Luck has reached 150, perk will be rewarded!]

Dumb Luck - Random occurrences of pure luck will happen often. These events are completely random and could range to finding a dollar on the street to discovering a legendary item in a pack of gum.

(Y/N) : "Oh damn that's pretty good, but what else to improve? How about endurance and agility"

END - 123 ---> 154

+ 6,400 Max HP

[Endurance has reached 150, perk will be rewarded!]

Emergency Healing - Once per day, if your health reaches 20% or below, automatically gain half your HP.

AGI - 148 ---> 150

[Agility has reached 150, perk will be rewarded!]

Please choose one of the following stats to configure....

STR

END

INT

WIS

LCK

(Y/N) : 'What the hell? I've never seen something like this before, but I guess I'll go for strength'

You click strength and another window pops up.

Brutal Impact - Rush your opponent at breakneck speeds with tremendous force behind it to deal massive damage.

DAM : STR x AGI

Cooldown - 1 hour

(Y/N) : 'Holy Crap! If I use my balance breaker to increase my strength and agility, I could do over 60,000 damage with a single hit!'

As you were staring at the stats window, detect presence went off and you jump away from the bench to avoid someone coming right at you from above. The impact destroyed the bench and ground around it, you quickly stand up and see a large figure standing up. The being had red skin, its right arm was massive and glowing left eye bulging out of its socket.

??? : "SSSSKKRRREEEEE!"

You quickly use observe and your eyes widen at what you discover.

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Toya Mura

Gender - Male

Level - 11 (+60)

Age - 19

Class : Beast

Status : Mentally Unstable

Race : Mutant Chimera

Sacred Gear : None

HP - 15,780/24,600

MP - 1080/1080

STR - 21 (+100)

END - 10 (+150)

AGI - 16 (+100)

INT - 23 (-100)

WIS - 15 (-100)

LCK - 13

Weakness : Unknown

Strong Against : Unknown

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(Y/N) : "Toya?!"

The beast screech and leaps at you. You jump back and avoid the attack, but dust flew into the air and you couldn't see anything. His screech could be heard again and he jumps at you, but you dodge it again and kick him in the face sending him flying away. He crashes into a tree and you rush at him with a daedric sword in your hand. Only a few feet away from him, detect presence went off again to reveal the other members of the baseball team were also chimera's. One charges you, but you cast fireball and lit the beast ablaze. Another from behind grabs you with its enlarged arm and tries to crush you, but you break free and turn around to slice it's body in half with your sword.

Another jumps at you with a reeled back fist and you counter with your own. Upon impact, the Chimera's arm burst into pieces causing blood and meat chucks to fly all over the place. Raime and Velstadt quickly appear as another two attempt a sneak attack. While the two undead dealt with the team, you stared the now mutated bully in front of you.

(Y/N) : "You know, you made my life hell the last two years, made me shelter myself from the world, made me cry into my pillow almost every day, caused me to constantly look over my shoulder for you and everything horrible you did to me, even after all that, I'm not going to enjoy killing you"

Toya screeches as it rushes you. Once the beast was in front of you, with one clean and quick swipe, his head, arms and legs fall to the ground. Seeing his head still twitching, you drive the blade between his eyes and finally finish him off.

[Item Drops]

1x Blood of the Chimera

After closing the window you turn to see your undead had taken care of the others except one, since you need a live sample you decide to keep one alive and had Raime and Velstadt hold it down. You than pull out your phone and call Issei.

Issei : "(Y/N)? What's up?"

(Y/N) : "Get Rias and tell her to meet me at the park, there's something she should see"

Issei : "Oh uh alright, I'll call her right now"

A few seconds later, Rias and the rest of her peerage arrive via a magic circle and look disturbed at the growling red skinned beast.

Rias : "What in the world is that?"

(Y/N) : "Mutated Beasts, they just popped out of nowhere and attacked me"

Rias : "Hold on, I'm gonna contact Sona"

She walks away from the group and summons a magic circle to her ear. While she was doing that, you approach the snarling beast and plant its head into the ground to stop it from flailing around. Now returning to the group, a blue magic circle appears in front of you with Sona and her peerage on it.

Sona : "Hello everyone-"

She then takes a look at the enraged beast growling while looking up at her.

Sona : "I'm going to assume this is what you were referring too?

Rias : "That's right, (Y/N) is the one who subjugated it and took out the rest"

Sona : "The rest?"

Sona then looks around to see several dismembered bodies all over the parkgrounds.

Akeno : "What do you think Rias?"

Rias : "I can't be too sure, I'll have to contact my brother and send this one to be examined"

(Y/N) : "Should I also mention these things use to be human?"

Sona : "What?"

(Y/N) : "If you manage to get past the ugly features, you could clearly see these are the guys I had expelled from Kuoh Academy, Toya Mura is right over there"

You point to a head surrounded by arms and legs. Rias and Sona go over to examine the head, after a few minutes the two confirm it is in fact Toya and the rest of the baseball team.

Saji : "So what do we do?"

Sona : "We'll have to collect the bodies and send to Sirzechs, if someone is turning humans into these creatures then it could cause a panic, we'll need to get rid of them and the bodies"

While Sona and Rias's peerage begin disposing of the bodies, you examine the blood vial in your inventory.

Blood of the Chimera, A Rank Consumable

Concentrated blood of numerous supernatural creatures. Causes any who consume blood to transform into hideous beast with a massive power boost. Reduces max HP by 100 every minute.

Increases STR, END and AGI by 100. Increases level by 60.

Decreases INT and WIS to 0 and grants berserk ability.

Berserk - When INT and WIS are 0, you go turn into a mindless creature who only seeks to destroy. Increases END by 50. Gamer Mind will be disabled if used by Gamer.

Sona : "If only we had something to send to your brother right now, we could know what we're dealing with"

You perked up upon hearing that and approach the Sitri heir.

(Y/N) : "I believe I might have something"

Sona looks at you.

Sona : "What?"

You hand her the vial filled with crimson liquid.

(Y/N) : "While I was fighting them, I managed to collect a blood sample, also don't make any contact with the blood it'll turn you into one of them"

Sona then narrows her eyes at you, as if wondering how you know that.

Rias : "How do you know that?"

(Y/N) : "I have an appraisal spell, it tells me all kind of information about an item with any sort of magical reading"

[Lie successful!]

Sona : "I didn't expect you to have such a useful spell, then again I don't know a whole lot about you, it makes me........ curious"

Sona smiles while picking up her glasses and examining you. You look at her a little confused.

(Y/N) : 'Did-did she just hit on me?'

Kralkatorrik : 'Give her the D~'

(Y/N) : 'Quiet you!'

Sona : "Now that we have a blood sample, I'll send it to Sirzechs right away and have it examined"

Rias : "Please tell me once he contacts you"

Sona : "Understood"

Sona and her peerage leave with the blood sample and beast, who was chained up with your magic and muzzled. 

(Y/N) : "Alright I'm heading to the arcade, see you all tomorrow"

Rias : "But its a school night, shouldn't you go to bed soon?"

(Y/N) : "Nope, being a gamer has its perk and I can stay up for up to three days straight when I try"

Rias : "Having the ability to deprive yourself of sleep isn't something to be proud of, maybe you need something to keep you in bed"

She wraps her around your neck and looks into your eyes while slightly blushing.

Rias : "What if I let you sleep in my bed with me?"

(Y/N) : "Is it comfortable?"

Rias : "Yes"

(Y/N) : "I'd sleep"

Kralkatorrik : 'DAYUM! You went right in and took no hostages!'

Rias huffs and lets you go.

Rias : "You're really rude"

(Y/N) : "And married with kids, you know that so don't expect me to return any sexual advances"

Rias huffs again and leaves with her peerage except Koneko.

Akeno : "Are you coming Koneko?"

Koneko : "Nah, the arcade sounds good, I'm going too"

Issei then leans next to Kiba.

Issei : "Looks like someone has a crush-"

Koneko instantly punched Issei in the gut.

Koneko : "Shut up perv"

You shrug and head straight in the direction of the arcade with the neko in tow, but neither of you noticed a figure standing on top of tree just outside your detect skill's reach was watching you very closely.

Once at the arcade, you and Koneko walk inside to see an average amount of people playing at the time. For a while, the two of you went your separate ways, but once Koneko found you surrounded by a group of people watching you decimate someone in Mortal Kombat 3, she steps up to the plate. You play as Lui Kang and she goes Sub-Zero. 

And needless to say.....

Koneko got destroyed. You could see the damage she was doing to the machine and just threw a match to get her to stop, but she didn't like it. While the two of you argued, the people around you two disappeared and a window popped up, but you didn't see it because you were looking away.

[Dungeon discovered!]

Would you like to enter the Mortal Kombat Dungeon?

[Yes/No]

Koneko : "Why'd you throw the match?"

(Y/N) : "Look at what you're doing to the machine, this is a classic and just because you're angry doesn't mean it deserves this kind of treatment"

Koneko : "So you decided to stop just for a machine?"

(Y/N) : "Yes!"

Gamer System has acknowledged answer as yes!

You finally see the window.

(Y/N) : "Eh?"

You suddenly fall into a pitch black hole in the ground with nothing visible at the bottom. After few minutes of falling, you finally see light and land on your feet in the middle of a temple with Mortal Kombat characters staring at you.

(Y/N) : "Holy crap I am freaking out!"

You then feel some tugging on your shirt and look down to see Koneko with you.

Koneko : "What did you do?"

Before you could say anything, Shang Tsung stands up quickly and looks at the two of you.

Shang : "Who are you?"

You and Koneko turn around to see the elderly shapeshifter glaring at the both of you.

Shang : "Are you Earthrealm or Outworld?" 

(Y/N) : 'We're really in Mortal Kombat, wait where's....'

You look at all the combatants and see the cast all there waiting for your answer.

Shang : "Answer!"

Quickly turning around to answer him, you give him a smirk.

(Y/N) : "Earthrealm"

Shang growls at you and sits back down.

Shang : "Very well, your first opponent will be....... Reptile!"

The green skinned ninja appears on top of the temple roofs and leaps down to the fighting stage.

Koneko : "What the hell is going on? Why are we in the Mortal-"

Quickly covering her mouth, you whisper into her ear.

(Y/N) : "Just go with it, I'll handle this guy"

Koneko looks at you confused before getting out of the fighting stage, leaving you with the lizard man.

Reptile : "I'll rip your flesh from your bones!"

(Y/N) : 'This is gonna be fun'

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Name - (Y/N) (L/N)

Title : Dragonborn

Race : Dragon/Demon Hybrid

Class : ???

Subclass : ???

Sacred Gear : Book of Ipos

Level - 77 (80,983/81,000)

HP/Health Points - 29,700/29,700

MP/Magic Points - 11,450/11,450

STR/Strength - 161

END/Endurance - 154

AGI/Agility - 150

INT/Intelligence - 140

WIS/Wisdom - 120

LCK/Luck - 150

[SP - 0] [PP - 23]

Money : $14,712

Gold : 44,796

Dragon Souls : 7

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Alright, I'm gonna tell you something funny about what I did to my asshole neighbor. But there are a few things you should know about me.

1. I'm an asshole. 

2. I'm not political. I don't give a fuck who is running for president or who wins.

3. If you're kind to me then I will be kind to you. Be an asshole to me, then I will be an asshole to you.

4. I can be very petty to people I hate.

5. I don't like Trump or Hilary, but like making fun of Hilary voters because they all assumed she would win and were very cocky about it. I laughed when I saw all those people crying about her loss.

6. This is not political, just something I did to tell my neighbor to piss him off.

Alright to start, I have this annoying neighbor who's been a pain in my ass ever since 2013. A few things he did was try to have my lizards removed because he doesn't like pets, they don't make any noise whatsoever. The manager didn't find it a problem and didn't do anything about it, but this really pissed me off.

Another thing was how he got on my case just because I didn't want vote. He was a Hilary supporter, and proudly declared she would win because Trump is a racist and only stupid people would vote for him. He demanded I vote for Hilary but I told him to fuck off.

When we first moved in, our place wasn't being rented out and he was so used to parking in our spot that he did it a few times weeks after we moved in. He stopped now, but back then he would block our cars in and he would not be home when we asked him to move, annoying as hell.

Whenever he had a party, he would blast the music up, my parents would report it and the cops would come to tell them to keep it down. As soon as they left and made a turn at the block, they would blast it up again. He got fined a couple of times and got pissed at us for reporting him.

Needless to say, this guys is an asshole. So what happened on November 8, 2016? Trump won the election and he. Was. Pissed. I laughed super hard and loud enough for him to hear it. He went to my apartment and demanded I stopped laughing, but I didn't and he couldn't do anything about it.

Now this was a sensitive thing for him, anything about Trump winning would get him triggered and I loved every moment of it.

Yes I know, I'm an asshole, deal with it.

Well I have a friend who makes banners and I paid him to make me a large banner of this pic with a text that says...

'Trump Won'

I hung it on my window, both to annoy him and block any light from entering my room. He saw it from where he party's and demanded I take it down, but nope I do what I want and he can't stop me. I've hung this thing for almost three years, then...

Just last week, my mom also wanted me to take it down because Trump was an 'asshole,' her words, and the neighbor wouldn't shut up about it. I didn't want to, but I thought of something better.

I asked my friend to make me another banner and it just arrived, I used this pic....

And had a text below it say 'Hilary Lost.'

I'm still laughing to this day.

And again, I am an asshole, don't be a dick for no reason.