people call me a cold-hearted bitch...

but actually i have the heart of a little girl,

in a jar.

on my desk.

in true halloween spirit, i had to post this, although, unfortunately i did not write it, and for that reason i'll be eternally sad because i truly wish that i did. i also googled around a bit, but found nothing. if anyone knows more about this little masterpiece, please share, i'd love to know too.