i will obey garlic when it  speaks 

i will sit up straight and listen

i will never doubt it and i shall

do everything it expects of me,

no questions asked. i will serve

garlic and garlic only, always.

i will be the model servant,

unchallenging and obedient.

i will be as strong for garlic

as garlic is strong for me

i will adore and i will unfailingly

worship the bossy garlic hence.

i want to listen, i want to serve.

i want to gladden and please.

garlic is my master, now and

for ever and ever and more.

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