Characters As Parks and Rec Quotes

Charlotte Lahey : "I promised myself I was not going to cry tonight, and I've already broken that promise five times. But I will not break it a sixth."

Miles Argent : "I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes."

Cleopatra DiMaggio: "You're ridiculous and men's rights is nothing."

Beckett Jackson: "If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair."

Juliet Knight: "I care. I care alot. It's kinda my thing."

Leo Thomas: "I'm fine. It's just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I'm already tired."

Cecilia Fortescue : "Oh my god! [catches calculator] Hey, Dr. Buttons!... I mean, my old calculator. It doesn't have a name.