Y/n is seen sitting in a white room with..."hey, what's up? I'm Don Cheadle."

"Y/n L/n." Y/n said as he looked at Don, "and this is Wired's 50 most asked questions..."

"About the Avengers." Don said as Y/n looked at him.

"You ready, Rhodey?" Y/n asked him.

"Hell yeah, Hill. Let's get it." Don Cheadle says as he picks up a card. "What is the purple infinity stone? Not the yellow one."

"I don't think it's the green one either, maybe the edible one." Y/n says as he looks at the camera. "Power stone?"

"I would not try eating that." Don said as Y/n shook his head.

"I'm sure I'd get super powerful!" Y/n says as Don looked at him like he was crazy. "Nah, don't give me that look. Let's not forget who saved who."

Y/n picked up a card, "what language do they speak in Black Panther? I actually learned this from Letitia."

Don teases, "oh you two getting close now?"

Y/n got flustered, "well no, we just happened to talk to each other more after the movies."

"Do you got the name or not?" Don got to the point.

Y/n was unamused. "Xhosa. I have a feeling by the end of this, one of us will be tired of the other."

"Who directed Infinity War?" Don asked.

"Two brothers...? I think." Y/n wondered.

"A couple of guys names the Russos. Joe and Anthony, cute kids. Get to know them." Don said as he threw the card.

"Who can pick up Thor's hammer?" Y/n read as Don pointed at him. Y/n pointed at himself with a cocky smile. "I can."

"But Stormbreaker doesn't need to be worthy, right?" Don asked as Y/n nodded, he said it wrong but Y/n knew what he meant.

"Yeah, but in a deleted scene, Y/n was using Thor's hammer after stealing it from Thor again." Y/n said as he shrugged. "So it's canon."

"It was deleted though." Don argued.

"Still canon." Y/n said as Don picked up a card.

"Can Captain Marvel beat Thanos?" Don asked. "Uh..."

"I think if she put her back into it, she could." Y/n asked.

"After she steps out of the gym, she'll be ready." Don said as Y/n picked up a card.

"Is Thanos stronger than The Hulk?" Y/n asked, "yeah dumb question, he got folded the second he was on screen. Next."

"Why was the red skull in Infinity War?" Don asked, "he was that soul keeper of it right?"

"Ha, soul keeper, I gotcha." Y/n said as he picked up a card. "What is Thor the god of? It's lightning, right?"

"Is it lighting or thunder?" Don asked.

"I'm not sure, Lighting makes more sense than thunder in my opinion." Y/n says as he put down the card.

Don picks up a card, "is Thanos a god? Have to seen this area of Thanos, gods don't look like that."

"Who is stronger than Thanos?" Y/n asked, "well, apparently me but I still got my ass beat somehow."

"What does avenge mean?" Don asked.

"To hurt someone back for an injury they caused you?" Y/n thinks. "What happen to Thor's eye? I'll make an honest confession."

"Oh no..." Don said as Y/n laughed a bit.

"No it's okay, I missed the first two Thor movies." Y/n said as Don sighed.

"That's no big deal, everyone has. Moving on." Don said as he picked up a card, "is Black Panther Marvel? Is this even a sentence?"

"How strong is Captain America?" Y/n asked.

"Weaker than Thor." Don said as Y/n nodded.

"Not sure anyone could compete with a god like that." Y/n said as Don picked up the next card.

"Can a lightsaber cut through Captain America's shield?" Asked Don. "Why are we trying to do like a Star Wars Vs Avengers thing. There's room in the universe for everyone to exist. Enjoy your Star Wars thing. Then enjoy your avengers thing, we don't care."

"...lightsaber would win." Y/n whispered to himself. "How old is Thor? Way too old, shouldn't he be six feet under?"

"What is an Iron Man?" Don asked from the card.

"What, like a man made out of iron?" Y/n asked.

"I don't think we, uh, have to exclude women from this. There can be Iron Women." Don said. "If you wanna be made out of Iron and you're a woman, you're a woman made of Iron."

"Why does Thanos want to destroy half of the universe? Because the dude loves genocide. What else is there?" Y/n asked Don, Don was referring to his neck. "Oh...yeah that neck is messed up."

"Right?! If you look like that, you have a chip on your shoulder. And a ball sack on your neck. How did Captain Marvel get her powers?" Don asked. "Uh crack."

"Not sure, I skipped that one." Y/n admitted as he picked up a card. "How old is Black Panther? Like the icon, person, or hero. Cause it's been passed down."

"It's a trick question." Don said as he picked up a card. "How strong is the Hulk?"

"Apparently not strong enough to save his relationships." Y/n said as Don gave him a high five.

"There is a BO element to Hulk, more aromatic than a regular person." Don said.

"What does each Infinity stone do?" Y/n said as he held his chin. "Man, I really don't wanna go down the list with these."

"Different things." Don saved it.

"Yeah, what he said." Y/n agrees.

"How many infinity stones?" Don asked Y/n.

"Six." Y/n said, "how tall is the Hulk?"

"Seven four plus about a foot, give or take." Don said as he looked at the card. "What are the infinity stones?"

"Why are the infinity stones?" Y/n said as he pulled up the card. "Which avenger are you? I'm Paradox, dubbed by Steve Rogers that I'm now an Avenger."

Don threw it out of his hand. "What is the name of Thor's hammer?"

"Johnathan." Y/n immediately said with no hesitation.

"See, you said that way too quickly." Don looked at him confused.

"What to watch before Infinity War?" Y/n asked, "go watch some Rick Astley by choice."

"All of the other movies. Get yourself a buttload of popcorn and jujubes... uh...jujubears... get some of those things and hang out." Don says as he holds up a card. "When was Black Panther created? You went to Wakanda! What is it?!"

"It was like...the 60's. Yeah, around the sixties." Y/n said as he held up a card. "What's Cap's shield made out of? Come on...I don't need to answer that for you."

"What does the end of Infinity war mean? See this is a very philosophical question?" Don said as Y/n crossed his arms.

"Don't see how, everyone just died at the end." Y/n states.

"It can be a cautionary tale for Asthmatics." Don says as Y/n rolled his eyes.

"Is Captain Marvel stronger than Paradox? Uh, according to the directors, I'm pretty sure they said the outside conditions would effect the winner because it's really close." Y/n answered.

"How many Avengers movies are there? Four. Got that one right." Don stated.

"How old is Cap? 100, right?" Y/n asked.

"How strong is Spider-Man? He would be as strong as a man would be if were to be imbued with the strength of a spider. Do that calculus in your head." Don said as Y/n shook his head with a smile.

"I'd rather not. Where are the infinity stones? In the gauntlet." Y/n said as Don looked at him.

"What is Thanos?" Don asked, gesturing to his neck.

"When did Infinity War come out?" Y/n asked. "2018, it's been a while right?"

"Who are the Avengers? Dudes and chicks just kinda hanging out, saving the world." Don smiled, "including that guy."

"I'm guy." Y/n said as they both laughed. "Moving on, how did Thanos get the power stone? Wouldn't he have needed to destroy Xandar?"

"What happens in Infinity War?" Don asked. "Shit went down. Fast."

"What are captain marvels's powers?" Y/n asked, "the only thing I can remember is Binary."

"I guess the question is, What aren't Captain Marvel's powers." Don said as he held up the card. "Is Spider-Man Marvel or DC? We're better than this, I'm disappointed in humanity."

"What was the symbol at the end of infinity war? That was the Batsignal for Captain Marvel." Y/n states with a smirk.

"Who is Black Panther?" Don asked, "T'challa."

"Who survived Infinity War?" Y/n asked.

"Spoiler alert. Uh go see Infinity War." Don told them. "What happens after Infinity War?"

"Endgame, well Paradox version. That is what we're here for, right?" Y/n asked. "When does Avengers 4 come out? April, 2019."

"How to draw Avengers. Carefully and take a lot of time when you're drawing War Machine, because you wanna get that one right, there's a lot of detail." Don says.

"Make sure you get the eyes right for Paradox, it's very important. If you decide to add the glow, make sure you get the shading right." Y/n says as he looks. "Who all dies in Infinity war? Let's see, I did, Letitia did, Tom did..."

"This is ridiculous, we're leaving." Don grabs Y/n and drags him out.

"Wait! I was promised a breakfast burrito! I'm hungry!!"