suzie q → joseph joestar

suziecute
yo dude
is that u in the kitchen?

caesar's
ye

suziecute
wyd????
it's midnight

caesar's
i'm hungry :'(

suziecute
lmao serves u right
i knew u couldnt live off of chicken soup forever

caesar's
wrong bitch im reheating leftover soup RN
this whole kitchen gna be smelling like chicken soup tmr morning
yummy

suziecute
EW
fuck u :)
ur not the one who has to freshen it up!!
i stg if u spill 1 drop of soup imma come for ur life

caesar's
hahaha how bout i spill the whole pot then

caesar's
too dark?

suziecute
dark like ur mfkin future

caesar's
...
:'(

suziecute
don't cry i'm sorry >:'D

caesar's
but ur not :')

suziecute
you're right i'm not :')))

suziecute
oh btw the other day when we went to the hospital
i asked the doctors abt caesar
they said he's recovering well

caesar's
how is he??
oh really?
thank god

suziecute
yeah
his vitals r all good & in general he will be ok again
he'll probably need physical therapy tho

caesar's
yeaa ur probably right
:')

suziecute
i'm always right wdym

suziecute
anw tho
don't blame urself for his injury jojo
it's not ur fault
it was his choice
plus we all know caesar wouldn't wanna see u this way

caesar's
easier said than done :')

suziecute
what???? doth my eyes deceiveth me??
joseph using idioms????????
brain real?????

caesar's
stfuuuuuuuu :')))))))

caesar's
but yea
ik
i'm trying hoe >:')

suziecute
i'm glad u r bitch >:33333

caesar's
wait suzie
r u supposed to put cling wrap over the soup bowl when u microwave?

suziecute
yea but just make sure ur not doing it on too high heat

caesar's
owo

suziecute
?

suziecute
o my god
JOSEPH
I SWEAR

caesar's
it exploded

suziecute
WHAT TH FUKC