suzie q → lisa lisa

suziecute
HI
i just talked to jojo
apparently you walked in on them having sex but never told me???
but ok ://////////
the thing i came here to say is
i think caesar likes him back

lisa lisa 🌹✨
wait i thought u knew??
even loggins & messina did???

suziecute
who WHAT NOW

lisa lisa 🌹✨
anyhow tho
really?!

suziecute
yea
i mean ur son's being a dumbass as usual
ya know like
"omg he def doesnt like me back but iTs FiNe I cAn HaNdLe ReJeCtIoN"

lisa lisa 🌹✨
lol

suziecute
gdjshmfksjsk EXACTLY
but like
wait let me just clarify this first
so everyone knew abt jojo & caesar's rela except me

lisa lisa 🌹✨
i think so

suziecute
even the fuck buddies part??

lisa lisa 🌹✨
yes
one walk-in incident was enough for me
i wasnt gna traumatize anyone by talking about it
how do u think loggins & messina found out

suziecute
WHAT
WHY DOES NOBODY TELL ME ANYTHING IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!!!!!!!!

lisa lisa 🌹✨
im sorry :')
bc we were all convinced everyone knew but no one was bringing it up out of courtesy
and like
if /suzie/ isnt bringing it up then who are we to do it

suziecute
WHAT KINDA TWISTED RULE
NOOOOOOOO
OMG
I WOULDVE /KILLED/ FOR THIS INFORMATION!!!!!

lisa lisa 🌹✨
i know
we're sorry :'D

lisa lisa 🌹✨
but anyhow tho
back to what you were saying?

suziecute
IM NOT DONE BEING MAD AT YALL
but alright
as i was saying
jojo has it /bad/ for blondie lmao
he's smitten
i bet u can see that alr

lisa lisa 🌹✨
it's so obvious i could die

suziecute
okay
thank GOD im not missing anything this time >:'D
but caesar tho
his sacrifices for jojo and everything
and like
him putting his life on the line??
im sorry if this sounds cliche, but if thats not love then idk what is

lisa lisa 🌹✨
friendship??

suziecute
ma'am
they were fucking.

lisa lisa 🌹✨
yes well
i just wanted to be 100% sure
i dont want jojo to be hurt any more than he alr is
and anyhow
its different these days with you youngsters
you're allowed to hook up
and do all kinds of illegal things
premarital sex and whatnot

suziecute
???? how old ARE you

lisa lisa 🌹✨
51

suziecute
that was /rhetorical/
but like
premarital sex is NOT illegal :'))))))

lisa lisa 🌹✨
how am i supposed to know
these home of sexuals and all that

suziecute
these WHAT 💀💀💀

lisa lisa 🌹✨
THAT WAS A JOKE
i was joking
omg that was so bad pls don't tell jojo i said that
he'll hate me even more

suziecute
ehehe ;)
noooo don't say that
he /doesn't/ hate you!!!
omfg you guys have mad issues bruh
ANYWAY THO

lisa lisa 🌹✨
yes anyway
mutual fond emotions

suziecute
love
fine mutual fond emotions

lisa lisa 🌹✨
ok love
what

suziecute
LOVE
love
we're settling on that
they love each other

lisa lisa 🌹✨
fine by me
so
now what?

suziecute
you think that'd be strong enough to jog caesar's memories?