this story is now officially rated mature!! will contain sexual themes & such (mostly in the form of dirty jokes lol).

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suzie q → joseph joestar

@suziecute changed @jojo's name to @caesar's

suziecute
rise n shine @caesar's
i'm bringing u some soup
heard u got a cold yesterday after racing to the hospital
funtimes w the police? :)

suziecute
hey don't ignore my texts
wake up bitch i'm coming up

suziecute
wake up

suziecute
YOUR MOM MADE U UR SHITTY CHICKEN SOUP BITCH WAKE TF UP

caesar's
i'm awake

suziecute
oh hi :)
turns out u were awake all along

caesar's
u guys made me chicken soup?

suziecute
in pain we did
why do u even like it????? it's SO BAD??!!?!!!?

caesar's
shut up
not like imma share any w u :)

suziecute
thank god for that

caesar's
anw is it almost done
i'm starving ;_;

suziecute
in like 2 mins
u really have a cold?

caesar's
uh yea?? :)
if not would i be able to laze around like this
my mom would beat my ass

suziecute
waitttt
i thought that's caesar's job??

caesar's
...
why
why did u feel the need to say that

suziecute
tbh i'm not sure myself :(
soup's readyyyyyy
i'm bringing it up

caesar's
thx

suziecute
but wait
so you're a bot?

caesar's
WHY do u care??!!?!!?!!
just bring me my soup hoe

suziecute
ok bitch :)